You Know You Own An Altima When....

[el_blacky06]

I am sure something like this has been posted here before, but I have never seen it. I saw this on SoCalevo and LMAO at the responses shaking my head in recognition the whole time.

Here are a few examples to get you started

"When girlfriend says things like: You like that thing more than you do me! Don't you?!"

When people say "Sweet Maxima"

When people say "Is that a Nismo Edition car?"

[SniperJoe]

... When people say nice car ... what is it...

... When they say ... Why can't I drive your car ...

... When you circle the parking lot looking for a safe place to park ...

[big_rig]

you know you own an altima when...

-the hooker in the back seat sneezes and turns your black leather interior into a winter wonderland.

-you figure out the trunk is too small to fit a hooker in.

[coupecrazy1232]

... When they say ... Why can't I drive your car ...

my response is always cuz i dont want to have to kill u if u hurt my baby!! lmao

when they say...damn what kind of new nissan is that???

[XXplosive990]

you know you own an altima coupe when...

you're stuck at the vons parking lot because your battery died after only 25,000 miles...

[mcheddadi]

... When they say ... Why can't I drive your car ...

I tell em, cuz it's a manual. get's em 90% of the time lol

[coderedk]

when ppl say "nice infiniti" or "damn that sh*ts hott"

[chrispizzitola]

When someone else trys to borrow your car and cant figure out where to put the key.

[beeristasty]

... when your 18's look like 15's.

[Deanerjr]

you know you own and altima when you have someone in a slower car think because they look sleek they can beat you in a race, but in reality your running a V6 3.5L SE that will blow their stock TC out of the water...<3lol

[dflane39]

... when your 18's look like 15's.

ohhhhh, OUCH!

When you walk up to your car, and there is a guy standin there, eagle-eyeing your whip and he doesn't realize you are the owner, who is now eagle-eyeing HIM!
Modified by dflane39 at 11:09 PM 4/5/2010

[XXplosive990]

when you're at a drive thru at burger king and the person in the car behind you steps out of their vehicle just to tell you "thats a nice car, what kind of car is it?" true story by the way

[sickkwidit]

you know you own a altima when you brake necks!!

[shinkirux]

when the, 'professional' who tries to drive your car into the garage to change your oil (because I don't have time to do it myself and it would take me half a day cuz I have little fragile girl hands and I'd mess it up b/c im clumsy) almost rolls your car off a giant cliff/hill b/c he cant figure out where the reverse is (after I tried to tell him and he told me off).

[2008AltiCoupeDan]

ZOMG SHINKS UR BACK!!

you know u could only have an altima coupe when someone says 'it doesnt look like anything i can easily identify'

or back wen my friends dad hit my front fender- 'yeah- nice wheels- now fix that dent in your fender and you could be as sexy as me' lmfao

[frankenberrie]

When I didn't even get my Altima yet and I tell people I am getting one and they say lucky bastard...

[el_blacky06]

(came from the car wash)when the workers gather around because they cant figure out how to turn on my car when its manual transmission

[altima777]

...when ppl ask wut kinda car it is, and u say an altima.And they say, THATS an altima? With a confused look.

[blackteam02]

...a guy in a Mustang w/ flowmasters pulls up next to you and asks, "aye, whats that a new daewoo? -cute little car!" ..then @ green -I GET ABOUT 2 CAR LENGTHS AHEAD OF Vin Unleaded!! (i bet he needed earplugs back there)(true story)

[nig1]

when all u see on the road is over-flooding of G35's and smile that AC's sightings are rare and few.

[wyatt-inpa]

When you push the start button

[Mr.Coupe]

When you start modding your car and deeply regret getting the CVT .

Ricky C.

[coupecrazy1232]

When you start modding your car and deeply regret getting the CVT .

Ricky C.

[el_blacky06]

When you push the start button

ahh this wont count since new cars are starting to have them ... next lol

[dflane39]

This happens too many times......

"Is that your(350) Z parked out front?"

[Keyan]

you know you own and altima when you have someone in a slower car think because they look sleek they can beat you in a race, but in reality your running a V6 3.5L SE that will blow their stock TC out of the water...<3lol

Agreed. tC drivers are hilarious. Even the factory supercharged one is a joke.

[Keyan]

When you are sitting at a light where a lane has to merge, and some prick in an Acura RDX whips over to race you so he can merge in front, and you make him realize what the 3.5 tag means on the back.

[coupecrazy1232]

When u pull up beside a bunch of thugs and they act like they want to race but in reality u know they r just jealous of ur badass ride!!!

[mmx23z]

when you get in to drive your friends car & are stumped looking around for the push button!

happened to me numour times lol

[gearhead05]

when all u see on the road is over-flooding of G35's and smile that AC's sightings are rare and few.

+1