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it's like a retarded m. night shamalamadingdong remake of "jack and the beanstalk".

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/loc ... 99258.html

cops found your maui wowie posing as ornamental foliage? what did you do gam-gam?

claimed a garden gnome told me he had flower seeds for sale and i bought some. and those guys bought it!!!!

i love you gam-gam.

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They probably got her because there were missing seed pods.
That, and the bearded man story sounds about as good as "its not mine, I'm holding it for a friend"

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I hear Longbottom Leaf is some good s***.

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Can we please move on to things that should actually be criminal. How many assaults occurred, how many cars were stolen, how many politicians embezzled money while the cops were bringing down Granny Pucket, the goody lady?

This stupid double standard puritanical hipocracy is a psudoissue that wastes taxpayer dollars that could be better spent elsewhere. I Bet the team that "brought her down" celebrated with a couple of shots of whiskey and a smoke. :rolleyes:

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Those little bastards, they steal my underpants at night.

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They probably touch you too. Something to think about.

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I thought this was going to be a thread about STD's. :chuckle:

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themadscientist wrote:They probably touch you too. Something to think about.
mmm kinky. I have a thing for little people. well.. a really big thing by comparison.

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I thought that was you!

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GRRRR

Who is that and why are his hands on my KELLY!!!!!!

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themadscientist wrote:I thought that was you!

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Thats Effing funny!

Thats probly the hottest midget Ive ever seen. I saw a commercial about that show Taboo where this real tall guy is dating a real short midget and they were talking about positions. That got my attention for sure.

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nissangirl74 wrote:I thought this was going to be a thread about STD's. :chuckle:
GOTCHA!!!!

also, midget p0rn is....interesting.

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alms24sebring wrote: Thats Effing funny!

Thats probly the hottest midget Ive ever seen. I saw a commercial about that show Taboo where this real tall guy is dating a real short midget and they were talking about positions. That got my attention for sure.
She sure has some junk in the trunk, wait, that's to big. Overnight bag, yeah that will work. :bigthumb:


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