You bring crappy beer, you get stabbed.

[Looneybomber]

I forgot to post this about 2 weeks ago when it happened. This is from the next town over from me since I no longer live in Topeka.

"A Valley Falls man was critically injured this weekend during a fight in which he was stabbed.

Brandon K. Smelser, 25, Valley Falls, is facing first degree attempted murder charges. Smelser allegedly stabbed Christopher Daniel, 22, also of Valley Falls, during a fight in the parking lot of the mobile home court at 1208 Oak in Valley Falls.



The incident began around 12:40 a.m. Saturday when Smelser allegedly took issue with the type of beer Daniel brought to a party. Smelser was allegedly upset that the victim brought Natural Light beer to the party instead of another brand.

Daniel was taken to St. Francis (Hospital) where he remains. Smelser was booked into Jefferson County Jail around 2:30 a.m. where he remains."

http://www.jeffcountynews.com/2011/07/a ... over-beer/

I have stressed the importance of drinking good beer in the past. This is a prime example why you shouldn't drink crap.

[dre1507]

YES!!! Beer quality > freedom......NO!!!

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Dude that is hilarious.

[Dattebayo]

What a psychopath.

That being said, I feel like stabbing people when they get Natty Light for parties. It's not like PBR or Black Label actually costs more...

[Jesda]

HERO

[alms24sebring]

Natty light is for p******! Id rather drink a freaking Mikes hard lemonade

Correction: No I wouldnt.

[Dattebayo]

Nothing wrong with Mikes. At least it's drinkable.

[ADDirishboy]

Natty light is for p******! Id rather drink a freaking Mikes hard lemonade

Correction: No I wouldnt.

Oh, I would most certainly drink a Mikes over a natty/PBR/other crappy beer. Especially in the summer in AZ, I would rather have a Mikes than most beer. Unless it's a BL Lime.

[numbnuts240]

I would rather have a Mikes than most beer. Unless it's a BL Lime.

you know how i know you're ghey?

[sbird1]

I would rather have a Mikes than most beer. Unless it's a BL Lime.

you know how i know you're ghey?

I'm with stupid.

[Jesda]

Nothing wrong with Mikes. At least it's drinkable.

I think of it as soda. Its got bubbles and sugar. If its cold its better than warm coke.

[Dattebayo]

If you drink 6 cokes you don't get all happy and buzzed, tho.

[themadscientist]

mobile home court

The defense rests your honor.

[Looneybomber]

Nothing wrong with Mikes. At least it's drinkable.

I think of it as soda. Its got bubbles and sugar. If its cold its better than warm coke.

That's what the 22 y/o thought too. "Hey, it's cold, cheap, and has alcohol!" *stab*

[skydragoness]

Natty light is for p******! Id rather drink a freaking Mikes hard lemonade

Correction: No I wouldnt.

Oh, I would most certainly drink a Mikes over a natty/PBR/other crappy beer. Especially in the summer in AZ, I would rather have a Mikes than most beer. Unless it's a BL Lime.

That was sarcasm right? I thought girls drink BL Lime (not me).

[themadscientist]

I could always tell the financial condition of my redneck neighbors by the beer they were sippin. Old Milwaukee entered rotation about a week before payday.

[alms24sebring]

^ Worst... show... ever!

Nothing wrong with Mikes. At least it's drinkable.

Man, sometimes I worry about you.

Seriously I would rather drink soda or ice water than look like a queerbait. An entire 6pack of that koolaid = 1 and a half man beers in buzzed feeling, but 3 times the full stomach. Next your ganna tell me you make mixed drinks with Malabu.