YES! Found a hobby for summer!

[Sircnay]

Well this summer has been a bore... until one day I took my neighbor's copy of the Fresno Bee, I don't subscribe, it's the crappiest newspaper in the world, and took a look at the editorial section. Well I sat down and started correcting all their grammatical mistakes and found tons of flaws in their logic. After about 20 or so minutes I had finished. Then I took out a piece of paper and wrote, "U aer teh suck at teh grammr." Then I sent them a copy of what I edited.

They haven't responded yet. I'm goign to do this every day until I get some sort of statement back from them... or until my neighbors start suspecting me for stealing their paper.

[Megaseth]

AHAHAHHA, thats awesome. you're going to get a mean notice from them, or maybe even a job at editing. and if your neighbors give you ****, just tell them you'll get your posse on their arses.

[Altiman94]

are these unintentional errors you are correcting or was it something they did for fun?

[Mr1der]

wow.

might a suggest a girlfriend for the summer?

[Sircnay]

I do have a girlfriend.

They are the CRAPPIEST paper ever. EVER. They run stuff all the time that has 10 thousand million mistakes. They suck.

[Sircnay]

The trick now is to get the newspaper without the neighbors finding out. I think at first I'll take the paper then later leave the paper but take out the editorial section. The ony person I see being hurt in that scenario is the paperboy, and being a paperboy I doubt that he'll hurt any more than he already is hurting.

[wangless]

HAHAHAHA

[DAEDALUS]

Yeah, the paperboy's going to hide in the bushes one morning and catch you red-handed. Then him and his paperboy gang will chase you through the neighborhood, yelling threats and ringing the bells on their handlebars.

"Hurt him!"CHI-CHING, CHI-CHING!

[slw240sx]

my paperboy is a crackhead and drive around in a 80s corsica.. at first i thought he was robbing cars, but nop just delivering papers at 4am

[fiznat]

10 thousand million mistakes.

yeah whos the smart guy now?!? 10 thousand million isnt even a real number, IDIOT!!!

[GEO]

ohhh snapp. nigga

[krazy skwerel]

Yeah, the paperboy's going to hide in the bushes one morning and catch you red-handed. Then him and his paperboy gang will chase you through the neighborhood, yelling threats and ringing the bells on their handlebars.

"Hurt him!"CHI-CHING, CHI-CHING!

They could scream "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!" then chase him down the ski slope.

[getnrowdy23]

Just subscribe to the paper and you wont have to worry about it...

[getnrowdy23]

or even better yet ask the neighbor if you can have to the editorial section from the paper everyday, i doubt they are doing something monumental with that part of the paper...

[navysnail]

see, stealing the paper is half the fun

[Sircnay]

Quote »or even better yet ask the neighbor if you can have to the editorial section from the paper everyday, i doubt they are doing something monumental with that part of the paper...[/quote]Party Pooper.

[nametakennow]

yeah whos the smart guy now?!? 10 thousand million isnt even a real number, IDIOT!!!

Technically it's another way of saying 10 billion .

[Sircnay]

And technically I'm always right. And technically since the universe is infinite, I claim the stake that I'm the center of the universe. BAM! I win again.

[nametakennow]

And technically, I found the center of your mom's universe...

[Sircnay]

I sure hope so, becuase she's a *****.

[nametakennow]

So that's why she was barking...