WTF? Who changed my Zodiac sign!?!

[krimsonviper]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/ast ... d=12609264

And WTF is a ophiuchus?

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.

Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.

Pisces: March 11-April 18.

Aries: April 18-May 13.

Taurus: May 13-June 21.

Gemini: June 21-July 20.

Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.

Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.

Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.

Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.

Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.

Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

[asoomal]

Meh, Still the same for me =)

[Frank E Bones]

And WTF is a ophiuchus?

apparently im one now though.

It means "serpent-bearer"

[Razi]

Whoa whoa, this throws off marriage compatibilities!
Billion marriages ruined, good job.

[danshaz82]

Whoa whoa, this throws off marriage compatibilities!
Billion marriages ruined, good job.

sucks for the people that got zodiac tattoos!

[dre1507]

i'm Gemini forever.

[krimsonviper]

sucks for the people that got zodiac tattoos!

I forgot all about that! YES!

[Razi]

"Oh I see you're an Aries, according to Wikipedia you're pretty masculine!"

"No no, I'm a Pisces now so I've become pretty feminine since then. I might get a sex change now. :\"

[dre1507]

LOL. supposedly i'm now a taurus, so i guess i better go read what tauruses are supposed to be like.

[Frank E Bones]

"I yam what I yam"

[uber240times2]

"Oh I see you're an Aries, according to Wikipedia you're pretty masculine!"

"No no, I'm a Pisces now so I've become pretty feminine since then. I might get a sex change now. :\"

Jeeze man, welcome to my life... What am I supposed to do now? Go get some tampons?

[Razi]

I think so man.
Resist the urge to suck teh pen0r!

[Jesda]

I AM NOT A F*CKING LIBRA

This is the way it is:

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a f*** jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are d!ck. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general s***.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and wont be worth a s***. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving f*** and enjoy masturbatlon more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your s***-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f***. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-b****. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of s***.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically s***. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.

**Watch the language to post.**

[nissangirl74]

WHO CARES?

[dre1507]

i was obsessed with zodiac signs for 3 months in 11th grade year. just can't see myself falling into it again.

[Bmore-coupe]

WHO CARES?

[the a3k]

WHO CARES?

lol

[Jesda]

WHO CARES?

PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUTCOMES OF THEIR LIVES, THATS WHO

[downedzephyr]

meh zodiac trolls, happens every couple years.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no ... t-changed/

[Jesda]

What a relief. I almost killed myself over the thought of becoming a libra.

[PEZi]

mine is still the same.... not like i cared to begin with

[themadscientist]

I don't buy this mumbo jumbo even though the traditional characteristics of my western and Asian zodiac signs are stunningly like me.

[MinisterofDOOM]

You know what astrology and Nostradumb@ss have in common? They're both so spectacularly vague that everyone is guaranteed to see something meaningful in some aspect or another. Sure, there are Libra traits that are true for me. There are also a LOT that are not.

I find it highly amusing that something strongly based in long-term, massive-scale interactions between celestial bodies can have an abrupt change made to it. It's like suddenly being 6' tall when you were only 5 before. There's stuff in between. So basically this abrupt isntarevision to the system has rendered it all meaningless, because it ignores the between in favor of a strict binary setup. Before and after. No transitory period. No rectroactiveness. The position of Uranus doesn't care what some scientist in an observatory decided about the angle of the earth's orbit. And it certainly isn't in communication with earth to know that it can't put its new influences into effect until 2011. Which all assumes that Uranus can talk in the first place.

Why put yourself in a box anyway? I'm not a Libra, I'm a Me.

Astrology is for people who need something to reassure them that there's "a reason for everything." I have always found this outlook amazingly backward (not to mention naiive). The idea that s*** just happens is much more comforting to me.

[Jesda]

If you were a libra you'd die of venereal disease. That's a box worth escaping.

[sx moneypit]

[skydragoness]

WHO CARES?

Astrology is s*** and since I work at a natural grocery store...I have to hear it ALL THE TIME. "Mercury is in retrograde! This is an excuse for me to communicate poorly! Or you're such an industrious Virgo." Blah blah. Edit: I have a co-worker that has a zodiac tattoo.

According to Jesda's post I am unemotional enough to be a pimp or a bus-driver. Damn right... I'm driving those kids straight to hell.

[DamonDread]

You know what astrology and Nostradumb@ss have in common? They're both so spectacularly vague that everyone is guaranteed to see something meaningful in some aspect or another. Sure, there are Libra traits that are true for me. There are also a LOT that are not.

I find it highly amusing that something strongly based in long-term, massive-scale interactions between celestial bodies can have an abrupt change made to it. It's like suddenly being 6' tall when you were only 5 before. There's stuff in between. So basically this abrupt isntarevision to the system has rendered it all meaningless, because it ignores the between in favor of a strict binary setup. Before and after. No transitory period. No rectroactiveness. The position of Uranus doesn't care what some scientist in an observatory decided about the angle of the earth's orbit. And it certainly isn't in communication with earth to know that it can't put its new influences into effect until 2011. Which all assumes that Uranus can talk in the first place.

Why put yourself in a box anyway? I'm not a Libra, I'm a Me.

Astrology is for people who need something to reassure them that there's "a reason for everything." I have always found this outlook amazingly backward (not to mention naiive). The idea that s*** just happens is much more comforting to me.

You forgot "end rant" lol
If the stars make you angry you should be tested for the warrior gene.

[Encryptshun]

They did WHAT?

[nissangirl74]

According to Jesda's post I am unemotional enough to be a pimp or a bus-driver. Damn right... I'm driving those kids straight to hell.

WIN!

[SR Superstar]

i would care more if I ever read my horoscope and it came true... has ANYONE ever had one of these stupid things come true?!