Would be stalker

[nab911]

Im just kidding around i dont really mean for him to do this... althought the blumpkin idea...

[stray]

dude, just become super obsessive. 12 calls a day. at least.

show up at her door. her work (if she works). Get super jealous. No leaving the house without letting you know first. then when she calls to let you know, dont answer and then ***** her out later for not calling.

be an absolute terror. Never show affection, continue to date your gf, but order her around . If she ever refuses to do anything, just tell her youll break up with her if she doesnt.

If she doesnt break up with you in a few days, youve still got someone to carry heavy objects when you need her to.

[Jesda]

This is what you do: Slander her with all you've got. Talk about all her insecurities and all the other bad **** about her to your friends and also other folks who know her as well but aren't as close to her. Make her life miserable. Ruin her reputation. If she attempts to kill you, you can get her arrested, then file a restraining order after that.

Nah, that's too harsh and inhumane. I wouldn't do that.

Weak women love being victims, and get attached to the men who victimize them.Be careful!

[MainEvent212]

just kill her

[GlacierFreeze]

Cold Creek Manor 2? haha

[cys19]

If she loves you, I don't think she'll file a lawsuit after you give her a strawberry shortcake.

[LiU]

ok I got it - since girls want what they can't have,just be like OK let's jsut go on 1 date and then you'll see we're not right for each other (of course, this is w/ your gf's permission)then after that pretend to fall heads over heels in love w/ her, and become MORE obsessive and pitiful than she is, calling her 20 times a day, show up at her house w/ flowers and meet her parents, write her poems that hint at commitment and then go buy a fake ring and ask her to commit to you and talk about having kids and raising them in a little house somewhere in the midwest. that should do it.

[GlacierFreeze]

I need some lovin'. Send her my way hahaha.

[The Mic]

just kill her

:withstup

[w1ngzer0]

Spanish and Hispanic are 2 different things. Spanish means you hail from Spain. Hispanic means your of a spanish speaking country but were born in the U.S.

hello.

Just pick her up and drop her off at some random place bang bus style. I am sure that will give her a clue.:icesangel

[RedHatchback]

ok,you posted my quote.....and said hello.....

[GlacierFreeze]

/\ Best idea yet haha. Vid or ban! hahaha

[Nathan]

Tell her to kill herself and mean it. It's worked for me before!

[MainEvent212]

^ worst thing ever said on nico...evar

[180crafter]

hello.

Just pick her up and drop her off at some random place bang bus style. I am sure that will give her a clue.:icesangel

I know that last chick.... How awesome!

[LilGold240sx]

Print out you cell call details showing her # over and over and get that along with any other evidence. Have had to deal with something similar since gave hubby the boot months ago. They don't always just give up (unless you know someone better looking than you that you don't like, then just introduce her to him) LOL

[Mr1der]

do her in the butt.

[LilGold240sx]

That too could backfire (no pun intended).

[Mr1der]

agreed, you gotta do it the right way though. the right way being the "wrong way";)

[[Zero-S]]

But taken:D

And no eww. I wouldn't bang that ***** with a stolen d!ck (to quote madscientist)

[Mr1der]

borrow mine then?

pics or shens of ***** in question.

[[Zero-S]]

No pics. Dude no.

[w1ngzer0]

ok,you posted my quote.....and said hello.....

the whole hispanic thing. I am part hispanic.

[w1ngzer0]

No pics. Dude no.

agreed

[RedHatchback]

I wanna see what your so afraid of. Just post a pic of the chic your try'n to avoid.I promise I won't get excited........(fingers crossed behind back)