Would be stalker

[burnin240sx]

so what have you told her?

[[Zero-S]]

Nothing

I think I'm gonna try redhatchbacks method, and pray she doesn't find out where I live.

[NoStickers]

Get her to buy stuff for your car

[burnin240sx]

that's when she stops by and ask y you havn't anwsered her calls and she wacks you right there

[RedHatchback]

Yeah,if she finds out where you live,your done....

[180crafter]

As bad as this sound (forgive me Viki), tell her if she really liked you she would have sex with all of your friends. This makes her feel like you dont care about her, which in turn will drive her away.

Worse comes to worse, all of your friends get some, you tape it, and then threaten to show it to everyone she knows if she doesnt leave you alone.

Dont ask me how I know this works.

[vicki]

^^^Hahah. If you ever meet a broad dumb enough to do all that, then she's worth keeping around for an easy screw once in a while.

[[Zero-S]]

lmfao!

[RedHatchback]

hmmm. Maybe I should give you my number to give to her.Giggity Giggity Giggity!

[[Zero-S]]

Gah! She just called again!

[burnin240sx]

maybe i should IM her this thread

[[Zero-S]]

I don't know her screen name, nor do I care enough to want it.

[The Mic]

^^^Hahah. If you ever meet a broad dumb enough to do all that, then she's worth keeping around for an easy screw once in a while.

lmfao!

well this chick found out where i lived once, she couldnt get past teh gate so she WAITED until some1 opened it. She did that several times. 2 mos later she moved to new hampshire

[cys19]

This is what you do: Slander her with all you've got. Talk about all her insecurities and all the other bad **** about her to your friends and also other folks who know her as well but aren't as close to her. Make her life miserable. Ruin her reputation. If she attempts to kill you, you can get her arrested, then file a restraining order after that.

Nah, that's too harsh and inhumane. I wouldn't do that.

[nab911]

Next time you see her... just pop a squat and pitch off a loaf right there... bet she won't come around nemore...

[vicki]

^ or you can talk about your s hit shocks and describe the experience to the minute details.

[supra brit]

Sorry Rob I don't know what to tell you...just don't answer her calls, but don't be too mean. I'm sure she'll get the hint.

[cys19]

^ or you can talk about your s hit shocks and describe the experience to the minute details.

Nah she would worship the way you experience your **** shocks

[nab911]

Actualy pull a training day and pack your *** crack with peanut butter and when she comes up to you just put your hand down the back of your pants and come out with a nice handful of Jiff spread and lick your fingers clean... that would freak her out

[supra brit]

^^ ha ha ha!!

[cys19]

Actualy pull a training day and pack your *** crack with peanut butter and when she comes up to you just put your hand down the back of your pants and come out with a nice handful of Jiff spread and lick your fingers clean... that would freak her out

Actually a clever idea lol. But remember you can't expect everything to go perfectly as planned.

[RedHatchback]

Nice!

[nab911]

C'mon someone has to be able to top that

[RedHatchback]

Here's an idea. You know how some women want something so bad they do what ever it takes to get it,and once they have it they don't want it anymore? Just give her what she wants. Once she has you,she'll be over you in a couple of hours,if not 2 days.Plain and simple.

[cys19]

You should pull off a Vanilla Sky. Let her swallow your cum, then break her heart, and she'll drive off a bridge. But then you'd have to jump out of the car at the right time to avoid getting your face smashed in.

[nab911]

Give her a strawberry shortcake... that would get her to leave you alone and you would get to have a bad *** experience. Better yet, take a picture and mail or email it to me and ill send you $50 because me and my friends having a little thing going that whoever gets a blumpkin or gives a strawberry shortcake first, gets $50 from the rest of the group. Goto http://www.urbandictionary.com or explanations

[vicki]

The whole peanut butter thing would totally tarnish your own reputation. You want to hurt the person and remove them from your life while still maintaining your dignity. So.. think of something better nab. :p

[RedHatchback]

Dude,thats so wrong.Funny,but wrong!lol

[I Need $$$]

If you know any of her friends(assuming they are not crazy) **** them and tell her about it.

[The Mic]

you guys have odd ideas...