I bought an 85' ford escort once, leaked more oil than the EXXON VALDIEZ.
By far worse than having sex in church.:pface
Worst thing i've ever done
NiSilS14 wrote:i seem like an angel compared to you guys. lets see the worst thing i did that i can think of. back in 2nd grade i remember that a cat fell into one of our basement windows( you know with the pit thing or whatever) and my friend and i took my dads weights and threw it at the cat
At or ON?
NiSilS14 wrote:i dunno, it doesnt seem that bad compared to doing it with a priest or something near that and besides i was about 8 or 7 at the time, i didnt know good from bad
Ok if you compare yourself with the other posts then it is not bad at all, but if you didn't know the right from wrong at 8 i think you were alittle slow.
Was in a corvette(92) with my friend and it was wet out. he pulled a 360(on accident) and landed in someone's front yard...we drove off...nothing bad except sme dirt tracks in the yard...of course we were in a yellow corvette so we were in a house(inside the niehgborhood still..we're dumbasses)..and the cops drove up and gave him a ticket for wreckless driving and made him fix the yard...but that wasn't me....
I threw my s10 into a ditch racing a honda civic..what a waste...i had sex in my girlfriends mom's bed(just because we could)...i shot a squirrel when i got my first bb gun...beat up a kid in school because he was picking on some kid....put a potatoe in someone's muffler(man we're all a lot alike)...it wasn't a probe though
...i also put brake fluid on someone's car and spelled out ******* so the paint came off and left bare metal that said *******...so beautiful(he deserved it...raped a girl at my school)...ya...most of my stuff has some sort of justification...oh and then there was dauntttttless's girlfriend...and his mom..and his sister...but i was drunk so that doesn't count-
I threw my s10 into a ditch racing a honda civic..what a waste...i had sex in my girlfriends mom's bed(just because we could)...i shot a squirrel when i got my first bb gun...beat up a kid in school because he was picking on some kid....put a potatoe in someone's muffler(man we're all a lot alike)...it wasn't a probe though
...i also put brake fluid on someone's car and spelled out ******* so the paint came off and left bare metal that said *******...so beautiful(he deserved it...raped a girl at my school)...ya...most of my stuff has some sort of justification...oh and then there was dauntttttless's girlfriend...and his mom..and his sister...but i was drunk so that doesn't count--
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we were in my friend's car...he likes old school music. he had a cd with Public enemy's "fuk the police" on it. i was a little tipsy, and we got pulled (it was like 2am). while the cop was walkin back to his car...i turned his cd to "**** the police and turned it up real loud while my friend was staring at the cop. When the man came back to the car...he said he was gonna write a warning til he blatently turned up the song...frikken hoodlums. i paid for his ticket though. i felt bad. luckily it was a taillight ticket...no points.~Scott
About last week i was driving over to a friends house, with another friend in the passenger seat. We have this thing called "Crunk" contests where we see who can be the most jacked up (tells you a little about me). So we're looking for something and its around 230, when the schools get out. I stop at a sign and the little girl crossing guard walks in front of my car with the stop sign. After she turns around and walks a few feet back toward the sidewalk, i cough and she turns to look at me, eyes full of innocent wonder. I proceed to slowly extend my middle finger and waggle it around at her, and drive off. My friend in the passenger seat, not to let me win the crunk contest, screams at the group of kids i had to stop for (they looked pretty little) "Santas FAKE!" The looks on those kids faces could have broken men in two.... But i dont consider that "bad-bad" just so so . We have crunk contests daily
There are a few things I'd rather not put up on the board.
But, I did donuts in my school's new soccer field.Made a retarded kid cause a scene in art (told him to do an impression of the karate kid...his favorite movie).When I was in highschool I made multiple people cry on the bus berating and making fun of them.Rejected some girl in front of all her friends, said some very unkind words (about her weight, face, personality, ect) she started crying and her friends hated me for the rest of school.Sold pot.Egged cars, excessively.Beat up a kid for picking on my brother.Oh yeah, this girl broke the tank on my toilet bowl, so like a week later me and my friend put the broken bowl on her car after school. This one I actually feel bad about doing...
ECT.
But, I did donuts in my school's new soccer field.Made a retarded kid cause a scene in art (told him to do an impression of the karate kid...his favorite movie).When I was in highschool I made multiple people cry on the bus berating and making fun of them.Rejected some girl in front of all her friends, said some very unkind words (about her weight, face, personality, ect) she started crying and her friends hated me for the rest of school.Sold pot.Egged cars, excessively.Beat up a kid for picking on my brother.Oh yeah, this girl broke the tank on my toilet bowl, so like a week later me and my friend put the broken bowl on her car after school. This one I actually feel bad about doing...
ECT.
I was climbing on our mall roof an someone called the cops. A security gaurd came up and told us to stop ( yeah right) so we ran and 6 squad cars ended showing up and searching everywhere we got away but My g/f fractured her heel in 2 spots fallin off the pipe that we slid down (she cut her hand open on it) then we had to make up a story for her parents (skating accident )
Not too bad but major intertainment factor and good story..
Oh yeah, the cops questioned kids at my school and evidently they thought that we were trying to rob a diamond shop...
retarded...
) Not too bad but major intertainment factor and good story..
Oh yeah, the cops questioned kids at my school and evidently they thought that we were trying to rob a diamond shop...
retarded...
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This one time at a club, one of my friends saw these cute girls. He wanted to go over and talk to them, but too chicken and asked me if I can come with. I said sure, whatever. He came over, and started to look at me instead of the girls. I was like, what, the, F U C K...was thinking though...after a moment or two, i said Hi to one of the girls, because I didn't come over to say anything, just tagging along. She looked at us, smiled, and turned away. God damn I looked like an idiot. I swear if I had the chance, I would jack my friend's in the face for being dumb.
This one time, there was this girl. I knew she likes me. Don't know if she still does, anyways, she said something about a trick on a cigarrete, and at the butt of the cigarette, it would spell out the first letter of guy or girl that "you" have a crush on. Well, we were standing outside of the car, just me and her chatting along. My name is John and she said see? This looks like a J, doesn't it? I looked at it, turned around and got in the car. Damn, that was evil...that's what happens when I see a girl that smokes. She has big *** titties though, nice, perfect...but smokes. I can't stand people who smokes.
Can't think of any other moments that I embarrased myself or others....let me think a bit...
This one time, there was this girl. I knew she likes me. Don't know if she still does, anyways, she said something about a trick on a cigarrete, and at the butt of the cigarette, it would spell out the first letter of guy or girl that "you" have a crush on. Well, we were standing outside of the car, just me and her chatting along. My name is John and she said see? This looks like a J, doesn't it? I looked at it, turned around and got in the car. Damn, that was evil...that's what happens when I see a girl that smokes. She has big *** titties though, nice, perfect...but smokes. I can't stand people who smokes.
Can't think of any other moments that I embarrased myself or others....let me think a bit...
worst thing i ever done
.....was drop ninjaks self esteem so much he tried to OD on asprin, lucky his mom looked in her basement or she never would have found him.
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All right, let the old dawg chime in...
Let me set the stage: I hung out with the musclecars and long-hair (heavy metal) crowd. Went to a graduation party back in 87 (when the pastel mini-truck thing was in full swing). My buds and I hated the mini truckers and their damn airbags and graphics and fruity pop music, and the little "clique" of them had vandalized my buddy's 427 Impala (for stealing his girl).
So we invented "minitruck diving": Take a 3-story apartment complex, five or six drunk rockers with attitude, lots of chicks who would do ANYTHING with whoever was the craziest. Long story short, my buddy jumps from the 2nd floor balcony onto the roof of a Nissan (sorry) Hardbody mini parked directly below. Lands on his a$$ - windows blow out, roof caves in (down to the seat), suspension crumples, rocker panels slam into pavement. I went second (another Nissan, this one was PINK with teal scallops). Didn't hurt (until the 7 & 7's wore off)... All in all, we "dove" 3 mini's in just a few minutes... You can guess what happened next.
Probably the worst thing I've ever done... Well, that, and leaving that chick from the pom line WAY out in the desert ('cuz SHE CRAPPED ON THE SEAT OF MY CAR WHILE WE WERE GETTIN' BUSY!!!!)
Let me set the stage: I hung out with the musclecars and long-hair (heavy metal) crowd. Went to a graduation party back in 87 (when the pastel mini-truck thing was in full swing). My buds and I hated the mini truckers and their damn airbags and graphics and fruity pop music, and the little "clique" of them had vandalized my buddy's 427 Impala (for stealing his girl).
So we invented "minitruck diving": Take a 3-story apartment complex, five or six drunk rockers with attitude, lots of chicks who would do ANYTHING with whoever was the craziest. Long story short, my buddy jumps from the 2nd floor balcony onto the roof of a Nissan (sorry) Hardbody mini parked directly below. Lands on his a$$ - windows blow out, roof caves in (down to the seat), suspension crumples, rocker panels slam into pavement. I went second (another Nissan, this one was PINK with teal scallops). Didn't hurt (until the 7 & 7's wore off)... All in all, we "dove" 3 mini's in just a few minutes... You can guess what happened next.
Probably the worst thing I've ever done... Well, that, and leaving that chick from the pom line WAY out in the desert ('cuz SHE CRAPPED ON THE SEAT OF MY CAR WHILE WE WERE GETTIN' BUSY!!!!)
