Worst movies of all time

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With so much talk about how bad Gigli was. How about some of other all-time awful flicks:

Here are some my votes:

Leonard Part 6 (Bill Cosby sucked....Right)

Glitter (pushed Mariah Carey over the edge. good for points)

Striptease (a naked Demi Moore was not enough to save this turkey)

Swept Away - Madonna's henpecked hubby's awful remake of a bad movie starring his wife.

Waterworld - better title was urine-world. costner needs to stick to westerns.

Freddie Got Fingered - Unwatchable flick by Canada's worst export Tom Green. I rented it and couldn't finish it. I'm sure I'll get disagreements about this one. I think some people liked it

Showgirls. Elizabeth Berkley is hot but the movie really sucked

Honorable mention bad auto racing flicks

Days of Thunder - NASCRAP portrayed as a demolition derby. Stupid stupid stupid

Driven - Rocky driving CART. Yo Adrian, watch me drift. Though looking at Gina Gershon and Estella Warren almost (but not quite) make it tolerable.


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Barnone Worst Movie of all time, is *DrumRoll*

"Children of the Living Dead"

B Movie starring Tom Savini, terrible horrible zombie movie.

Do not rent it, EVER:eek:

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I thought phone booth sucked a lot too.

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I'd rather get raped by a gang of apes in a gorilla bath-house than watch this tripe again.

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Bubba1 wrote:Waterworld - better title was urine-world. costner needs to stick to westerns.


It is funny to see TNN advertise this movie as a "Block Buster" movie. If I remember it was a horrible flop.

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I am appauled no one mentioned the fast and furious, or maybe it goes with out saying?? also, any of these so called "pop stars" coming out with all these movies, hell most of em cant even sing, let alone act.

On the positive side, Demi Moore naked imo was enough to save that god awfull movie, I think some might agree?

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Worst Movie Would Have To Be.....Dumb And Dumberer

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Redlined - some crappy Aussie movie, but it had a silvia in it :)

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Darkness Falls sucked pretty bad.Any Steven Segal movie.

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Aslong as your brain was turned off, F&F1 was pretty entertaining, nowhere near one of the absolute worst. F&F2 on the other hand...

"The Sweetest Thing" has my vote...

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Any Given Sunday - I'll never get those 2 hours back.

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from justin to kelley- i havent seen it but it seemed to be unbareble from the previews

final destination 2- my sister rented it the other night and let me tell u i just about turned it off half way through. the way the people died in that movie was redictulous

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oh god, there are too many to list.

Master of Disguise made me want to barf. Seriously.

Kung Pow - Enter the Fist blew my mind with it's stupidity... I cant imagine any circumstance where that movie might possibly be considered funny.

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TurboKA37 wrote:final destination 2- my sister rented it the other night and let me tell u i just about turned it off half way through. the way the people died in that movie was redictulous


Hahaha yeah but at least it was entertaining!! Haha they were actually pretty gorey with the death scenes too, I thought it was definetly a good brainless entertainment movie.

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Worst movies eh?HMMMM....Soylent GreenThe SideHackersBasically anything that Mystery Science Theatre 3000 has made fun of

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I liked Kung Pow Enter the Fist...but Battlefield Earth was possibly the biggest waste of my time ever.

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Dude mst3k was the sh.it!! Do they still air it ever??

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About Schmit(spelling?)- my gf wanted to watch it cus my parents rented it. Absolutely the most boring movie I have ever seen.

SOLARIS- worst sci-fi movie I have ever seen(except those cheezy creature of the week kindda movies on the scifi channel)

Scary Movie 2- didnt care for the first one but the second one was just plain awful

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scary movie 3 is comin out soon right? wonder how that will be

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pootie tang was teh worst movie ever.. i dont even know why i went to see it.. oh ya my friend talked me into it... had nothing to do :(


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hehehe i thought pootie tang was pretty funny

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Omigosh, Battleship Earth. Great choice! would have made my list. I think Scientology's membership dropped 25% after that bomb

I think F&F1's action footage keep it off my worst list, but it wasn't that far off. I have not seen F&F2 so I can't rank it.

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The Last Days of Disco.

Worst Movie EVAR. Any movie with Chloe Sveginy in it should be burned and then buried in a leakproof container.

Honorable mention: From Dusk Till Dawn. If I ever meet Quentin Tarantino, I will hold him upside down by his ankles and shake until the 2 hours he stole from me fall out.

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Random Hearts:: Worst movie ever

I can't put the cell here because it had that one great line when dude just enters the crazy guys head and the wierd chics talk to him... his response is priceless!

Random Hearts had absolutely no redeming qualitys at all. Not even a good one liner or particularly memorable scene. Plus i don't really like watching old people make out!

I also can't put AI here for the same reason. I really liked the ending. The idea that the robots evolved was awsome... ( i DIDN"T like how they could bring someone back from the dead tho) Other than that i didn't like it either.

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AI was just too friggin weird for me

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I just thought of another winner: Eyes Wide Shut. Nicole Kidman looked pretty good naked, and I liked some Kubrick's other movies but EWS was a heap of steaming dung.


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