Worst movie in history

Post by **iliketocrash** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:06 am

just thought i'd give all my fellow nico members a warning about the movie Torque. The previews looked horrible when it first came out so i never saw it. Today, unfortunately, i woke up early and there was nothing on tv... so i settled for the last 45-30 minutes of Torque. Within the first 5 minutes i was already getting worked up and pissed off at how horrible this movie was but suddenly... and this is no joke... i busted out laughing like i had gone mental. As long as you don't put any thought process into the movie then i guess it can be really funny but in the end i still feel like i lost part of myself in watching this rediculous movie... well at least the 45-30 minutes i saw

Post by **nsrZ32** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:34 am

Yeah its bad, I saw a good chunk of it on HBO a few weeks ago. It's like a special ed version of F&F with bikes. Pretty sad.

Post by **Bubba1** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:53 am

I haven't seen that yet, but Gigli, Glitter, and Swept Away were three of the biggest steaming piles of dung in movie history.

Post by **Hijacker** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:38 am

i've avoided this movie for at least a year, and plan on keeping my distance for many more to come

Post by **TrunkMonkey** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:42 am

the only thing good about torque...i believe it went something like this:

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time."

"that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard."

-demetrius

Post by **Mr1der** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:08 am

y2k superbikes are a plus though....I need one.

Post by **Jesda** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:28 pm

At least no one from the cast of Friends was in it. There's your silver lining!

Post by **skydragoness** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:33 pm

I lost a part of myself, and gained more distaste for the university i go to by being forced to watch The Rules Of Attraction. Terrible actors, pointless plot, and worst of all: james vanderGeek. Ugh. The guy looks like a donkey. I'm getting pissed just thinking about it.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:44 pm

I could never get past the credits on that one...

I do however remember having to watch most of the Banger Sisters though...

Post by **T_love** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:51 pm

I am guessing none of you have seen 'The Beach'. I have yet to fogive Leornado for that movie, hence why i have not seen any movie he has been in since then. I just recorded Torque on the DVR, i'll be erasing that one.

Post by **Jesda** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:51 pm

I watched all of Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood. Getting to stare at the sweet beautiful Sandra Bullock was nice, but there's less painful ways to do it.

Post by **Jesda** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:52 pm

T_love wrote:I am guessing none of you have seen 'The Beach'. I have yet to fogive Leornado for that movie, hence why i have not seen any movie he has been in since then. I just recorded Torque on the DVR, i'll be erasing that one.

I heard that punk and his crew effectively ruined that section of oceanfront in Thailand. So much for him being an environmentalist. All talk.

Post by **Mr1der** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:14 pm

OMG that movie blew....

Gangs of New York was ok but Catch Me If You Can was way way way way way way way way way way better.

I'm not really sure if I have any desire to see the Aviator...

Post by **navysnail** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:52 pm

pearl harbor, that movie totally missed the point!

Post by **mkory** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:03 pm

Hey... I'm surprised no one's mentioned "Red Lined" yet. The main car in the movie was a kouki s14 and the second one was an s13. My friend and I bought it at Walmart just because it had both of our cars on the case... Pathetic I know.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt02...;fm=1

And just to give you an idea of how bad the movie really is, check out the movie that the Recommendations link takes you to.

Post by **mkory** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:05 pm

BTW, I fell asleep about 30 minutes in, watched the end, am totally lost, and have NO intentions on finishing out the movie... ever.

Post by **jdmfreak** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:34 pm

WOW! Red Lined is the ABSOLUTELY worst car related movie I have EVER seen. I mean the whole deal with the cover and the summary on the back of the case had NOTHING do do with the movie.

I could go on and on, but lets just say that you get less than what you pay for. I paid $5:(

Post by **mkory** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:52 pm

$5 here too... I'm glad it was so cheap

Burnin' Bones... LMAO

Post by **mikeh16** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:14 pm

Red Lined was the worst car movie ever. I t didn't really have anything to do with cars, just a gnag that happened to drive a couple. Anyway, back on topic. I don't understand why that motorcycle movie is named "Torque" when motorcycles don't have any torque.

Post by **JESTER** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:45 pm

My TL1000S had plenty of torque. But then again, I doubt there were any Vtwins in that movie. Maybe a Duc, but I aint watching it to find out.

I was so pissed just watching the bull crap trailer. Not to mention that other stupid one with the motorcycles, with Kid Rock. What was that worthless piece of movie called.

Post by **tractorcrusher** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:34 am

saw biker boyz, that was enough...

Post by **onosqv** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:50 am

No one saw "Wing Commander"?

I don't know too much about cars, but they got spaceships all wrong, HAHAHAHA. The Wing Commander PC Game had better cut scenes and actors.

It's ok, we need bad movies so we can distinguish them w/ the good movies.

Post by **180crafter** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:52 am

Eye Wide Shut... fkn dumbst movie ever made. Not even naked chicks could save that pointless steaming pile of maggot ridden crap.

Post by **Rex** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:08 pm

Any Given Sunday, was "claimed" to be footballs TinCup (Great Movie), I'll never get those 2 hours of my life back.

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:00 pm

football's Ten Cup is clearly The Longest Yard...

I'm wondering how the remake with Adam Sandler as the lead will be....alteast Burt Reynolds is in it though...

Post by **Kansei240sx** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:04 pm

When i saw that movie in the theater i couldnt help from making fun of it and the people watching it couldnt help from laughing at what i was saying as we watched it. The last scene has to be one of the gayest things i have ever seen in my entire life.... MATRIX MOTORCYCLES AT 200 MPH DOWN THE STREETS IN 25 MPH TRAFIC!!! .... for ****'s sake..... like thats even possible.... and doing wheelies while doing it....

When i saw that movie i not only laughed but a little part of me died inside... .i want MY $7 AND TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK!

Post by **PoorManQ45** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:50 pm

Never seen Torque, and plan to keep it that way.

Besides, I only watch movies that are rated R because of Sexual content and Nudity . Seriously. Flip the movie box over and read the rating. Right beside the rating, it will give you a reason why it's rated that way. Partial/Full nudity = Awesome movie

Post by **llamabeta** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:25 pm

Jesda wrote:At least no one from the cast of Friends was in it. There's your silver lining!

ahahahhaah... god that show sucked.

Post by **Rex** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:25 pm

Everyone's lucky Torque's on right now, on Cinemax.

Post by **gibbo80** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:55 pm

it is one of the worst movies for sure

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