World's Worst Pickup Lines Tested!

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

The UK paper The Sun did a test on some of the worst pickup lines ever.

here's the results

http://www.thesun.co.uk/articl....html

man, when the hell am I gonna get paid to do **** like that...

Post by **Jesda** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

Someone told Mr1der he was gonna get paid 50 cents for every post!

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

good comedy & a quick read. I'm going to pass this one along.

Post by **Hijacker** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

When I saw the thread, I thought he was gonna say he did the research himself

Post by **rydwhite** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

Hahaha That escape from Heaven line was pretty smooth though.

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

Somewhat...

Post by **Hijacker** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

about as smooth as 330 grit sandpaper maybe

Post by **Jesda** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

ROFL!

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

tenkawa_akito wrote:about as smooth as 330 grit sandpaper maybe

hey, 330 is still pretty smooth.

ever seen a 90 grit?

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

Jesda wrote:Someone told Mr1der he was gonna get paid 50 cents for every post!

damn right, I got a pocket full of quarters now too.

Post by **Bubba1** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

Is that a pocket full of quarters or are you happy to see Jesda?

Post by **rousie13** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

Mr1der wrote:damn right, I got a pocket full of quarters now too.

Pocket full, do you mean a truck full?? Post whore. :ylsuper You're my idol. :help

Post by **-HyJynX-** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

thats a great find lol. There are so many better pick up lines though

"Are you Jamican? Becuase you Ja-makin me crazy."

Best line ever!

Post by **Bubba1** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

One of the worst I heard, "Hey baby, let's get something straight between us///"

Post by **rousie13** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

You're right, that was pretty bad. The ones on that site were funny, some dumb, but funny.

Post by **Repo Man** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

I once told a girl who was smoking a cig that I had something better for her to suck on. And you know what's crazy? It worked!

Post by **dr!ft** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

Best line ever: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Post by **captain nismo** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

dr!ft wrote:Best line ever: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

hahaha. "Yeah, a little bit..."

Post by **SmithSR** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

The best girls are the ones who don't know what cloroform is and they just go under with that puzzled look on their face, wondering what word you just used....

Post by **Jesda** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

hahahhahahaha!

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:53 pm

repo man wrote:I once told a girl who was smoking a cig that I had something better for her to suck on. And you know what's crazy? It worked!

she totally stole your box of Hi C didn't she?

World's Worst Pickup Lines Tested!

World's Worst Pickup Lines Tested!

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