Women finally prosecuted in sex for security scam...

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Quote »AKRON, OH—Area resident Helen Crandall, 44, was arrested by Akron police Sunday, charged with conducting an elaborate "sex for security" scam in which she allegedly defrauded husband Russell Crandall out of nearly $230,000 in cash, food, clothing and housing over the past 19 years using periodic offers of sexual intercourse.

According to Agee, undercover agents spotted Crandall's husband handing her $50 in cash at approximately 4 p.m., just 30 minutes after the two had sex. Crandall then drove off in her car, returning home two hours later with five bags of groceries.

"That's when we made the arrest," Agee said. "After tracking her for years, we finally had proof that she was buying all those goods with dirty money."

During the arrest, Akron police officials entered the Crandall household and seized more than 150 items Mrs. Crandall had received from her husband over the last 19 years, including a four-speed adjustable food processor, 12 pairs of earrings, a matching sofa and loveseat, a box of two-ply kitchen garbage bags, and a portable radio.

In exchange for these items, Agee said, Crandall's husband received sex an estimated 950 times—most frequently in the master bedroom, but also in the downstairs den three times, and once on the floor of the sewing room...

...Crandall's mother, Bernice Steuben, a resident of the Valley View Senior Home in Yuma, AZ, is being sought for questioning in connection to the case: Police suspect that Steuben may have introduced her daughter to the sex-for-security scam after having used it herself from 1932 to 1971.

[/quote]see the rest of the news article at:http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39495

This may be trouble for all you stay at home dads out there. You could end up in jail.

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[audtatious]

If you believe what the Onion says then you really are touched.

[rn79870]

It's a parody...even I knew that. (That's why I put the link to the Onion!)

[audtatious]

No you dint

You are gullible like that.

[rn79870]

You'll need one of these to get ahead of me pardner...

[audtatious]

Werd

You are much further ahead than I toward senility

[rn79870]

Hey, it's senility or ED. Are you sure you're in line for senility?

[audtatious]

Nah. I'm in the "no viagra needed" line

[soul_hfk]

my old lady gets dirty money to