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Her: when he tried to RAPE ME WEDNESDAYGulati Magic: oh yeah, that whole dealGulati Magic: and yet youre talking to himGulati Magic: which means youre just an idiot.Her: i want him to apologizeGulati Magic: because an apology makes something like that all better...Her: yes[Long pause.]Gulati Magic: remind me to rape you


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OK seriously thats fuked up

smack that girl in the head for me, cus she's a tard

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good god...

there's not "I'm sorry I almost raped you"

jesus...

both of them need the living **** beat out of them.

or both need to be raped.

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^^^ ROFL ain't that the truthiness

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LMAO

Two years ago a girl that I considered a very good friend accused me of molesing her a year before. I knew exactly what night she was talking about too, it was the first time she ever got drunk and she passed out on my roomates bed, we all chilled and watched movies. I haven't spoken to her since.

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goddamn yaks...

I had the "practically stalked me" pulled on me once.

thankfully, everyone knew this girl and we all laughed at her.

she totally wanted me but was a friend's ex he was trying to get back with.

bro's before hos.

oh, he got back with her, then did devious acts and broke up with her.

it was fantastic.

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When I was 17 I was crashing at a buddies house one night cause my POS caprice had taken a dump on me and I lived to far away from my work...he lived about 10 minutes on foot from there.

Now, my buddy has a sister that is 3 years younger than us...he is older than me by 5 days. Well, at the time she was cute, but that's as far as I would go with it. Cute.

Well, I am passed out on the floor of his bedroom, and I wake up to her sitting on top of me with just a little babydoll t shirt and her skivies.WTF...I attempted to get the hell outta there and in the process bumped my friends bed, which woke him up. He actually thought I was trying to do something with his sis.

He starts getting all huffy and I told him what happened...he laughed smaked her on the head and told her to get the fark out. She latter tried to get her mom to call the police on me for attempted rape. Well, my friend set his mom straight.

Funny thing is, I am still friends with him and his sister...wierd world we live in.

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A visual aid for everyone.

No, it doesn't make any sense to me either.

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C33LaurelRacer wrote:When I was 17 I was crashing at a buddies house one night cause my POS caprice had taken a dump on me and I lived to far away from my work...he lived about 10 minutes on foot from there.

Now, my buddy has a sister that is 3 years younger than us...he is older than me by 5 days. Well, at the time she was cute, but that's as far as I would go with it. Cute.

Well, I am passed out on the floor of his bedroom, and I wake up to her sitting on top of me with just a little babydoll t shirt and her skivies.WTF...I attempted to get the hell outta there and in the process bumped my friends bed, which woke him up. He actually thought I was trying to do something with his sis.

He starts getting all huffy and I told him what happened...he laughed smaked her on the head and told her to get the fark out. She latter tried to get her mom to call the police on me for attempted rape. Well, my friend set his mom straight.

Funny thing is, I am still friends with him and his sister...wierd world we live in.
you are really lucky that your friend had your back, people will take the wordrape and run with it... there was a story about how a guy who was imprisonedfor 10 years for the rape of a little girl, was proved innocent by dna evidenceand released (recently).

they want to pay him 100 a day for every day he was in prison as a form of"reimbursement". it works out to a couple hundred grand.

he said **** that ****, I'm suing you mother****ers for millions, and in thatscenario, I'd do the exact same thing. sitting in prison for 10 years, innocent, now forever to be known as :

"oh hey, you're that guy who didn't rape that little girl!"

like I said man, you're really lucky your friend had your back, and I'm gladyou're still friends with them.

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WOW, "He tried to rape me... I want him to apologize..." **** the apology, RUN you stupid b!@#$ run.

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i hate you for making me laugh, fish.


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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Considering the topic of this thread, I am completely shocked at the startling lack of:

"BRING ON THE TENTACLE RAPE!!!"


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gabossie wrote:
BOTTRZOMG !!1!1ELEVEN

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It's nothing new...

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^^^^ LMFAO

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MUPPET RAPE!!!


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it's like that scene from A History of Violence....they just like it in the end anyway.


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