Woman Gets Pwn'd

[sbird1]

This makes me happy.

http://www.owned.lv/14740/First-year-law-student/

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Oh, that's GOTTA be satisfying.

[RobPaulson]

epic win. ROFL.

[AZhitman]

<-- Calls shens.

"He turned in front of me without a blinker"

"I accelerated and swerved to avoid him"

Uhhhh, no. Cool story, bro. But no.

[sbird1]

I'd like to give it the benefit of the doubt and hope that justice still exists somewhere in this world...

[THawks]

I just showed this to my uncle, who happens to be a cop and a lawyer. He was laughing pretty much the whole read but sadly this is just a troll story. The case he cited evidently doesn't apply (didn't ask how cuz I didnt want to be awake for the next hour while he explained. Strike number two is that a first year law student is not an officer of the court. A third year, under the supervision of a practicing (I.E. full bar) lawyer can be considered an officer of the court. Third strike is that she technically cannot get moving violations or points to her license because she was on foot.

Cool story, I enjoyed it and wish it was true but there we have it.

[sbird1]

Well thanks for bursting my bubble! j/k
I'm going to continue living in my fantasy world where this story is factual and stuff.

[THawks]

Lol I want to come visit that world. A place where ignorance and stupidity gets its just desserts is a place I want to be.

[orangeNblue]

Holy Awesome...if it were the truth. Peoples like her need to get owned every once and a while...

[themadscientist]

I have conversations like that sometimes. I once interrogated an Air Force cop when accused my buddy of "rapid acceleration."

SP "Sir, I could cite you for rapid acceleration."
Me "what's that?"
SP "huh?"
Me "You need to explain the definition of that."
SP "Well, it's,"
Me "At what rate are we allowed to accelerate within what measured distance?"
SP "It's,"
Me "And by what means did you measure our rate of acceleration?"
SP "You, were,"
Me "Where are the starting and ending points of the known distance?"
SP "Look,"
Me "Have a great day officer."

He just stood there for a second then said, "slow down sir."

My friend was scared to death and a little pissed off, but when it was all said and done he thought it was funny.

TMS, amateur lawyer, professional ***hole.

[AZhitman]

...now, "Exhibition of Acceleration" is a whole different story (thank you, Justice Lex Anderson).

Don't ask me (or my twice-suspended teenage license) how I know.

[themadscientist]

I exhibit that frequently. My teenage transgression was driving around with a rejection sticker when my car wouldn't pass inspection.