wiring extra washer nozzles to rear?

[onosqv]

Hi guys, I know this is immature, but I want to be able to have a washer nozzle set up shooting out from my rear with a push button or some other device. I've read that a couple of you guys have done it already, and that sounds exactly what I need to get the tailgaters and highbeamers off my back (and get some revenge on those faster cars - hehehehe, I can just imagine the look on their faces when I spray their newly washed car).

I'll be dropping by the junkyard to pick up any pieces I need for it and was just wondering if anyone could list the parts I need, and hopefully give me some idea of how to run everything.

The most complicated electrical thing for my car that I've run so far is my fog lights, and that's a major accomplishment for me .

Thanks everyone,Quoc-Viet

[Jesda]

Hahaha and to think, I figured you just wanted to wash your rear windows.

Please use washer nozzles for good, not evil. Absolute power corrupts!

[Bubba1]

Amusing thought, but I think all it would do is provoke road rage or retaliation I'm sure you'd be thrilled to have it done to you not knowing what kinda liquid it was. Of course I've always wanted a button of my dash that triggers an electical shock in the drivers seat of morons that toss their cigarette butts out the window insteasd of their ashtrays. I recommend passing on the shpritzer.

[[Zero-S]]

You'll need the pump, reservior, tubing, and nozzles. And I'll need video;)

[Megaseth]

just get one of those handy dandy Speed Racer smoke screens and oil slicks. who needs water when you can fill the road with smoke.

[[Zero-S]]

For safety's sake, seth. Don't want to cause accidents, just scare the...oh wait...

[Megaseth]

[onosqv]

Thanks for the replies. It isn't illegal to have them in the rear facing the back right? I'll make them stealth. Accidently squirt an officer, that would be funny, then I'd pay for it up the ***.

Hahaha and to think, I figured you just wanted to wash your rear windows.

Please use washer nozzles for good, not evil. Absolute power corrupts!

I'll use it for good...:icesangel .

Well, washing my rear windows wouldn't be a bad idea since the defroster lines are broken, and it gets frosted some nights and hard as heck to see from it for the first 10-15 minutes of driving. I would have re-done the lines myself but got it tinted again for free - so much for the defroster -- which I think is only thing left in my car not working (hoo hoo)!

Cool, all I need is a pump, reservoir tubing and nozzles. Thought I needed all sorts of weird contraptions. I'll try to wire up my own relay if I can.

[ZERO-S] - I'll make a video of it once I finish the install, maybe even a little advertisement/commercial type thing just for the hell of it - "tired of those dam tailgaters and crazy drivers"... just gotta make sure those people don't carry weapons - my main victims will just be my friends when we follow eachother at night going to diff parties and such.

gonna go do my headers and exhaust right now - still waiting for my cat converter to come in from hitman. - see? I install useful stuff too, to get away from people who get road rage once I squirt em, hahahhahhahaha.

[Checkered-Member]

gonna go do my headers and exhaust right now - still waiting for my cat converter to come in from hitman. - see? I install useful stuff too, to get away from people who get road rage once I squirt em, hahahhahhahaha.

you'll need a good size turbo for that or some Naaws

[Megaseth]

hahah yeah headers and exhuast wont get you away from a BMW 7-series......NEEEGGGAAAAA!!!

[Checkered-Member]

hahah yeah headers and exhuast wont get you away from a BMW 7-series......NEEEGGGAAAAA!!!

With a hundred shot of nawwwwwws you can

Just be careful not to blow the welds on the intake:pface

[MainEvent212]

or your diamond plate floor panel...that for some reason replaced the original one...on your street car....but in a strangely badly mounted fashion that looks as if it wouldnt ever hold weight...not even a small dog or large hamster

[Bubba1]

You also could be more subtle. You could adjust the aim of your front windshield pisher to shoot over your roof and nail the tailgater behind you.

[[Zero-S]]

I've done that...accidentally, but it was funny nonetheless.

[Dattebayo]

but hey if you are being followed at high speed, the water will just hit your windshield no matter what.i like this idea and i think i want to install it too. but mine will be filled with urine! eat that

uhh j/k

[240Knightrider]

I wanna do it, too bad I dont have a rear wiper. but I think of something. That happend to me. A jeep thought I cut it off so it got on my butt and put on the high beams so I took off and of course they feel back then I hit my brakes hard and they came right up on me, I got over hit brake hard and got right behind them then I got sprayed. To bad I didnt have my paintball gun on me.

[Jesda]

Story time. I bought a used Mazda 929 years ago, and I had to drive out of town so I loaded up the car with friends. I had the sunroof open while I was driving, I squirted some wiper fluid, which wasnt too wise to do at 50mph but it did the trick. I squirted again and MUSTARD came out. It went INTO the sunroof opening and into the cabin, and on my girlfriend's face. It was smeared all over the windshield thanks to the wipers, and I had to pull over.

And naturally, being a good boyfriend, I laughed at her.

I knew it was mustard because it was a yellow paste, and I tasted it.

-Jesda

[240Knightrider]

whew mustard, now that sucks

[Dattebayo]

too bad she wasnt holding a hot dog. how the hell did mustard get in there anyway?

[[Zero-S]]

Thinking it was a practical joke gone wrong

[j-z]

my friend has one pointing out the front of his s10. this **** is so hilarious to watch. it shoots 20 feet up and 30 feet out (no bs). i love riding with him .

[elwesso]

ON the Q when you adjust the washers all the way up, they spray all the way over the car and land about 3 ft behind the car, without landing a drop anywhere on the car.....

Im gonna have to get out and adjust mine. Theres 4 nozzles, so you could have 2 pointing back and 2 pointing to the sides!!

[MasterMan]

what i do is just turn your front wipers on for awhile and the over spray will get all over their car, but u have to be going over 55MPH... its pritty funny, some people fight back tho so be careful, ive had many a' people pull infront of me and spray me back, but its all in good fun... lol