Wierd Phone Conversation of the Month (tm)

[MinisterofDOOM]

Okay, for anyone who doesn't know (most likely all of you) I work at an alarm system company monitoring alarms. We gat some strange stuff happening, and some odd phone calls, but tonight I had a phone call that takes the cake for Wierdest Phone Conversation of the Month (tm) and maybe even wierdest of the year. Here it is as best I recall:

[Phone rings]

Me: Dispatch, this is Chris.

Woman: Hello, this is [her name--don't recall] with the Sacramento Valley Sheriff's Department. Is this the alarm company that monitors for the [specific store] Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Me: Most likely, we monitor for a lot of them. Let me check. [pause as I try to get a useful response from our crappy search system] Yep. That's us.

Woman: Oh, good. We have had an incident in which a car ran into the building. There is no damage.

Me [nearly laughing]: Wow...I see...

Woman: It was during a high speed pursuit by the Sheriff's Dept. We do not see any damage to the structure. Could I give you a case number and have you relay it to the store owner?

Me: Of course...let me get a pen...

It went on from there, but that's the funny part.

But man...a car hitting a store. That makes me laugh. So if any of Californians see anything on the news about a KFC on Jay Street in Sacramento being hit by a car...that's the one.

I wonder if this will sound as funny to people who are not bored and tired like me...

[Altiman94]

That happens all the time here with convience stores. Usually with an old lady who's brakes "fail" while trying to park in front of hte store.

[The Mic]

so the car got on its 2 rear wheels and actually ran into the KFC?

[Altiman94]

only a 240 can do that

[andrave]

so the car got on its 2 rear wheels and actually ran into the KFC?

Maybe.... was it a black car?

hahahalolsorry everyone who might have been offended by that please forgive me...

[The Mic]

btw, your expelled.

[yelnatsch517]

Maybe.... was it a black car?

hahahalolsorry everyone who might have been offended by that please forgive me...

LOL. You think that is funny. Did you hear about the car that ran THROUGH the DMV building. Oh the irony....