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Who did she get to dig up the bodies, and why didn't someone get suspicious when it happened TWICE? According to the report, she exhumed each "days" after burial, but her husband died over 10 years ago and her sister just last year.

What happened to the good old days when they just had 20 cats?

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I wonder how common it was way back in the day?

Maybe she has her hubby on a sport bike in the living room looking like he's going fast.

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I don't see the big fuss. Yes, I admit it's kinda creepy and weird but it wasn't really bothering anyone. Do something if she decide they needed company and start murdering people and sticking them in her house.

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At least her Thanksgivings were quiet and peaceful.

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we all go a little mad sometimes

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WTF :inout:

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This kinda leads to.... Should I have my cat Taxidermied to the likeness of the Heisman trophy? Little leather helmet some pads and a scale football in her paw.

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breadbox wrote:This kinda leads to.... Should I have my cat Taxidermied to the likeness of the Heisman trophy? Little leather helmet some pads and a scale football in her paw.
AHAHA WTF! Although that sounds pretty cool...

What is wrong with me...

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If any of you guys passed away, I'd dig you up and bring you to meets.

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Jesda wrote:If any of you guys passed away, I'd dig you up and bring you to meets.
If you break my urn I'll haunt the hell out of you.

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MinisterofDOOM wrote:
Jesda wrote:If any of you guys passed away, I'd dig you up and bring you to meets.
If you break my urn I'll haunt the hell out of you.
:chuckle:

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MinisterofDOOM wrote:If you break my urn I'll haunt the hell out of you.
can i make chocolate milk out of your ashes?

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Only if you promise to crap them into a bag, then place said bag on Kevin J. Anderson's porch and light it on fire. Make sure you leave a note telling him it's a present from me.

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i always wanted to be a serial flaming bag of poo on your doorstep guy.

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I bet its pretty easy to find a kev j anderson.

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Not A.
THE.

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monument, colorado.

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numbnuts240 wrote:monument, colorado.
Yes. That one.

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does it have to be your remains in the poo? because i have a serious one brewing right now and i'd hate to have to off you in the name of a practical joke.

and why are they called practical jokes? they hardly seem practical at all.

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I'll put it this way:
I would be most honored to have my remains crapped on KJA's doorstep.

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Can you imagine the smell.

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it'd be sweet. like norse funerals, but instead of sending you off in a flaming boat, we'll sprinkle you ashes on some taco bell, eat it, then collectively poop into a paper bag. then giggle like idiots while we hide in the bushes and wait for him to stomp it out. then we'll jump out and yell "THAT WAS FOR MOD, MOTHER F***ER!!!!!!!!"

then i'll cry.

*edit - apparently the swear filter doesn't pick up on all caps swears.

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numbnuts240 wrote:it'd be sweet. like norse funerals, but instead of sending you off in a flaming boat, we'll sprinkle you ashes on some taco bell, eat it, then collectively poop into a paper bag. then giggle like idiots while we hide in the bushes and wait for him to stomp it out. then we'll jump out and yell "THAT WAS FOR MOD, MOTHER F***ER!!!!!!!!"

then i'll cry.

*edit - apparently the swear filter doesn't pick up on all caps swears.
WHOOOOO :lolling: :lolling:

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numbnuts240 wrote:does it have to be your remains in the poo? because i have a serious one brewing right now and i'd hate to have to off you in the name of a practical joke.

and why are they called practical jokes? they hardly seem practical at all.
It would be more practical to drop the poo on a certain QX4 in Mt.Kisco, but not before replacing the instant dealer inside the SUV with urine.

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air vents. can't instant detail those.

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Haha, this is a local story for me. I've been hearing about this for weeks. That lady is absolutely s*** crazy. When she was interviewed she offered the reporter something to eat. When the reporter declined she got a knowing look on her face and said "You think it's poison."

People in Pennsylvania are a whole new kind of crazy. There's something in the water.

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I'm putting it in my will that when I die, I want to be stuffed and posed in a Heisman Trophy position and placed in my family's living room.

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I want to donate my corpse to the government for scientific experiments. can you say... future Robocop?

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Jesda wrote:If any of you guys passed away, I'd dig you up and bring you to meets.
LMAO! haha :rotfl :rotfl


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