They must have left the day room door unlocked again...SVTCOBRA wrote:very nice, but why did I picture you in a straight jacket typing this with your nose????
Oh wow Is it bad that this is the hardest I've laughed all day today? Or maybe it was just that bad of a bad day.SVTCOBRA wrote:very nice, but why did I picture you in a straight jacket typing this with your nose????
GOOD LUCK!!! GRUNT...GRUNT....My wife has so far FAILED!!Infiniti Chica wrote: Now you see, this is why God created us, to domesticate you guys!
Came home and took the cobra out for no reason other than to put me in a better mood!!! Yes, makes me feel better going thru the gears and hearing the engine roar!!! F*** the gas prices, it's about mental health!!smockers83 wrote: Do any of you just go out and drive when you get mad or frustrated...for like 2 hours? Doesn't have to be the G. Or am I just odd? I dunno, for me, its usually relaxing and clears my head before I do or say something stupid.
Now, how many female teachers were involved in your formative years? How many female were involved in your learning to read and write? This alone has domesticated you beyond the most basic lymbic system structures we call a brain.SVTCOBRA wrote:
GOOD LUCK!!! GRUNT...GRUNT....My wife has so far FAILED!!
You're assuming that we can read and write, or for that matter, have been housebroken. I'm afraid we're really going to disappointment you.Infiniti Chica wrote:
Now, how many female teachers were involved in your formative years? How many female were involved in your learning to read and write? This alone has domesticated you beyond the most basic lymbic system structures we call a brain.
OOOH, there were many!!! I used to have such a good time!!Actually, I just self censored myself.....I have a daughter probably not much younger than you. I have a fantastic wife too! She doesn't put up with any of my Sh**.She is a very strong will, determined, and supportive spouse. We have a great 50 50 relationship. We lean on each other when we need to. I took her 100 miles away from all of her family. I've gone to quilt shows, fabric stores, shopping...etc...So, I suppose in 'real life' she has domesticated me to some extent.However, I still enjoy a 4 day fishing trip with my fishing buddies where we don't bathe and smell of beer and cut-bait....Infiniti Chica wrote:
Now, how many female teachers were involved in your formative years? How many female were involved in your learning to read and write? This alone has domesticated you beyond the most basic lymbic system structures we call a brain.
hellz yeah. or when i need to think really hard about life or not think at all. i play the game called drive till i get lost. i pick a direction and drive tht way till i think i should turn around. sometimes i wish i could just drive off and not come back, but then i think of all the responsibilties i have and that just freaks me out cause i know as i get older i will get more and more. then i worry about getting old. Then i wish even more i could just leave, but then i realize that people will miss me and wonder where i went..... Then thats when i turn around. Lol wow long post, but in short yes i love driving.smockers83 wrote:
Oh wow Is it bad that this is the hardest I've laughed all day today? Or maybe it was just that bad of a bad day.
In light of this poem, I thought about this while I went for a drive this evening. Do any of you just go out and drive when you get mad or frustrated...for like 2 hours? Doesn't have to be the G. Or am I just odd? I dunno, for me, its usually relaxing and clears my head before I do or say something stupid.
That's exactly what I was thinking when I passed a gas station...gotta try and keep my sanity some how.SVTCOBRA wrote:F*** the gas prices, it's about mental health!!