Easy solution: Buy a manual transmission car.
I'm no fan of the CVT, but it has its place. I wouldn't call it "stupid useless technology," considering it's pretty advanced and has several advantages.
I also wouldn't be so sure about shortened longevity, considering we have people here on the forums with well over 200K on a CVT-equipped car.
See those pics at the bottom of your post? There's a great place to start looking for a non-CVT Altima.
Good luck, and welcome aboard!