There's a couple kids in my neighborhood who congregate in the middle of the road on their bikes after school and make traffic go around them.
Had a bad day at work one day, wife had just hung up on me for some stupid crap, and I was tired and cranky from the 120 degree heat. There they are. Not moving.
Pulled up close to the one kid's bike (they're ignoring me), turned off my car, pocketed the keys, put on my hazards, grabbed this putz off his bike, put him in an armlock and dragged his arse to his house. Made him ring his own doorbell (by now he's crying and his friends are like, WTF?). His dad comes to the door and I tell him to tell his Dad why we're standing there.
Dad is pissed at me at first, but then asks his kid, "Is this true?"
Kid yells, "We were GONNA move, but then theis a**hole just grabs me for no...." Dad grabs him by the neck, thanks me, throws the kid into the house and closes the door.
I could hear his p***y arse screaming as I walked down the driveway.
His friends are directing traffic around my car as I get back to it. I thank them for their help and politeness and tell them to be safe.
p.s. The screaming kid? He's driving age now, and waves at me all the time.
