Why I HATE BMW owners

[joe603]

So I return back to work after lunch...a time when the eve and day shift are there and the parking lot is rather full. This is what I see:

2 BMWs double parked This is not the first time...just the first time they left enough room for me to park in the middle.

Enjoy

[370Z/28]

Now that is funny as Hell!



Babe....aren't you afraid that one of them might not see the humor and key your car or ding it on purpose?

[joe603]

...if they do I have a nice pic of their plates, and I know where they work!!

[370Z/28]

We will have a "G" group butt kicking!

[marlin29311]

Way to go!

[billabong093]

Lmao

[adrianfromthecastle]

[SVTCOBRA]

but, if it were my G I would have to stand guard over it!!

[tollboothwilley]

LOL

thats funny. I'm glad you parked between them. How arrogant to think that ANY car is so special that you have to leave 10 feet of open space to your left and right. PARK AWAY if you are scared.

[Nazc0]

not to sound racist or anything but look at the 3 series plate and you may understand why they cant park

[bschurr]

CLASSIC!Reminds me of the old BMW jokeQ: What is the difference between a BMW and a Porcupine?A: The porcupine has its pricks on the outside...

[RichiePoor]

Your G was so close to those Beemers I hope you gave it a BMW cootie shot!!

[SteveTheTech]

not to sound racist or anything but look at the 3 series plate and you may understand why they cant park

There is no way it says what you are thinking.

What I don't get is there are several cars in that picture that are newer but leave it to the older BM drivers to take 4 spots for 10grand worth of car. Not even a cheap used car lot would do that.

Props to Joe for ruining the 3 series owners Dbag drive home. thanks on behalf of all of us who were spited by a BM driver in the last few days.

[Nazc0]

i honestly thought it said that but anyways if somebody parked like that here blocking off parking for 2 cars he would get his tires slashed buy somebody for being an idioti saw somebodys tires slashed when the parked infront of a driveway and then the owner called the cops to get them towed

[zozoka1212]

bahahaahahThat's just too funny.

Nicely done Joe.

[joe603]

What I don't get is there are several cars in that picture that are newer but leave it to the older BM drivers to take 4 spots for 10grand worth of car. Not even a cheap used car lot would do that.

lol, yup. Did you notice the new 6something i in black? It's a real sharp car and he usually doesn't double park. There is a roush mustang that I actually called security on because I was pissed. They made his a** park the right way.

[BrandAidDesignG35]

Wow, that's pretty damn bad

Sim Simma, who got de keys to ma beemah!

I think BMW is the #1 DB car for sure, whoever wrote that Douch bag top 10 list had it backwards.

[G_whizz]

Awesome Joe!!

Did you have any nast notes left for you?

[quixote]

[QUOTE=G_whizz]

Awesome Joe!!

Did you have any nast notes left for you?[/QUOT E]

people do brainless things. I can tell you today.

[Poyzinous]

excellent work Joe!!!!!!!!

[joe603]

No notes...

I don't recommend you do this in an unknown parking lot...

[Graflo]

Not a Beemer fan myself but they did have one of my favorite ads of all times...



Great Marketing....

[av8or]

wow... i would park like you did... "key" both cars, then drive away... that's just not right... ( i know.. keying other peoples car is not right either )

[SteveTheTech]

I stared at the black coupe for a while at first I was thinking 645, but I wasn't sure the B pillar was correct. In either case it's still a d!ck move. No one deserves to get their car messed with when parked in a lot. I am a strong believer in car karma, and vandalizing someones car would come back on me, and I don't need that type of headache.

That is an amazing ad, for a crappy product. So it's like the girl I'd never get unless I buy a second hand one? Or is it the torrid affair with a beautiful unmarried young blond who is going to cost you half of everything you have (in one way or another) and make you act like a child.

Let us not forget the reality for most BMW owners.

Jon Gosselin

[av8or]

the sad thing about that scenario is, if the two bmw's left earlier than you, people in that lot would think your'e the douche.....