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Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:55 pm
Actually, instead of TP'ing their house. I have an even better idea:
I work at a pet supply store and there's a product that we sell that is meant for ponds called: Microbe Lift. What it is is a bottle of highly concentrated bacteria meant to establish an ecosystem in a pond (to eat the fish waste, and keep everything in balance). This stuff smells TERRIBLE, simply opening a bottle (we have a pond inside the store) makes some customers leave. It stinks to all hell. Anyhow, simply pouring that into the crack of a door or trunk of a car (especially in the summer) will definitely make the car unbearable--AND THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM.
Anybody remember that episode of MythBusters with the Corvette they tried to sell after it had 3 pig corpses in it for 3 months?