08.black.G37 wrote:I'm smiling because it is Friday afternoon.
THE BEST LAWYER STORY SO FAR THIS YEAR
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousinewhen he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he gotout to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor manreplied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'llfeed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. Theyare over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You comewith us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "Butsir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, evenfor a car as large as the limousine was .
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to thelawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high!
Telcoman