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ive been on this forum for a couple of months now and read about this nala person in some topic. who is this nala person?
(used the search bar already didnt help)


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Start with this, trust me others will be in here.
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Your beeest friend. If you're a good boy, he'll be your friend, and, and, he'll let you follow him to be creepy stalker.

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you can be his body guard and he will be your long lost pal.

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Kinda like NICO's slightly awkward underdog mascot.

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polk240sx wrote:ive been on this forum for a couple of months now and read about this nala person in some topic. who is this nala person?
(used the search bar already didnt help)
Trust me, you don't want to open that door. :nono:

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Loki wrote:Kinda like NICO's extremely awkward underdog mascot tard.
Fixed :biggrin:

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polk240sx wrote:ive been on this forum for a couple of months now and read about this nala person in some topic. who is this nala person?
(used the search bar already didnt help)
To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.

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Bubba1 wrote:
polk240sx wrote:ive been on this forum for a couple of months now and read about this nala person in some topic. who is this nala person?
(used the search bar already didnt help)
To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
:bigthumb: excellent. /thread.

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Bubba1 wrote:
polk240sx wrote:ive been on this forum for a couple of months now and read about this nala person in some topic. who is this nala person?
(used the search bar already didnt help)
To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
THIS :rotfl

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Bubba1 wrote:
polk240sx wrote:ive been on this forum for a couple of months now and read about this nala person in some topic. who is this nala person?
(used the search bar already didnt help)
To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
thanx dude. i read one of his topics and was wondering wtf is this guy talking about.

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Bubba1 wrote:
polk240sx wrote:ive been on this forum for a couple of months now and read about this nala person in some topic. who is this nala person?
(used the search bar already didnt help)
To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
When we were at Carlisle this weekend I couldnt wait to meet him... A lot of the altima guys were asking who he is (most never venture out here into gen chat for some reason) bubba gave pretty much that same explanation.

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Bubba1 wrote:
polk240sx wrote:ive been on this forum for a couple of months now and read about this nala person in some topic. who is this nala person?
(used the search bar already didnt help)
To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
Yes, but to his credit, he also mostly handles (accepts? ignores?) the sometimes-way-over-the-top "teasing" much better than just about everybody else on this forum. :yesnod

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neva heard of this nala kid nor team learned until this week but this immediately came to mind:

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^^^^ :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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another altima coupe guy checkin out gen chat!
WIN!
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Glad to see Nala still has a rep here.
ZOMG Learnd'd thread locked!!!1!!!

whats shakin guys?

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:whistle:

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LongBeachCoupe wrote:another altima coupe guy checkin out gen chat!
WIN!
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Another coupe guy on Gen Chat Brian. Nala to me is an enigma, something NICO needs to feed on, to relish, and to make us scrutinize him.
To even this I :lolling: :lolling: :lolling: :lolling: :lolling:

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Bubba1 wrote:To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
Wow Bubba, I wasn't aware you were a poet...

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nico-i-need-ur-help-t492823.html

...that's just an example.

You should've seen his "I need some girl help" thread. Version 1 AND 2. Plently of lulz.

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He's a character. He'll probably grow out of it.

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Bubba1 wrote: To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
That is the most accurate explanation of him to date. I'm pretty sure this needs to be in his profile somewhere under 'About Me'.

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S13_love wrote:[url]
You should've seen his "I need some girl help" thread. Version 1 AND 2. Plently of lulz.
THIS lol :rotfl

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Bubba1 wrote:To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
Quote of the year. :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
Jesda wrote:He's a character. He'll probably grow out of it.
If his behavior at Carlisle is any indicator of the future, I doubt it.
Pwnin O'Brien wrote:That is the most accurate explanation of him to date. I'm pretty sure this needs to be in his profile somewhere under 'About Me'.
I was thinking about putting it in his sig :rotfl

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Bubba1 wrote:

To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
OMG if I was drinking something I would've spit it out, I LOL'd for sure. :bigthumb: :woot:

Let us not forget his extensive, intensive, life-long martial arts training.

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Mr1der wrote:you can be his body guard and he will be your long lost pal.
I almost woke Pam up laughing when I read that.

Paul Simon out of f***ing nowhere!

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Bubba1 wrote: To sum it up briefly?

A quirky, obsessive, insecure, socially inept, female-phobic, high school senior from an affluent NY suburb, who drives a 100% parentally funded exMom SUV, who has an uncontrollable urge to post every thought that enters his head, which includes, to much dismay, extensive and boring details of his personal life on a national forum in what appears to be a misguided quest to appear cool. He regularly solicits advice only to ignore it completely and subsequently fails spectacularly and embarrasses himself. Thus giving this forum ample ammunition to tease him mercilessly.
you know those Dos Equis ads on TV "he is the most interesting man in the world"?
this reminded me of it for some reson!
you forgot his insane obsession for cars!

nig1 wrote:neva heard of this nala kid nor team learned until this week but this immediately came to mind:
we're s crew, not a team!

this is a artist's rendition of the LEARNED'D Crew!

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Im the one in leather! :inoutgay:

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szh wrote:
Yes, but to his credit, he also mostly handles (accepts? ignores?) the sometimes-way-over-the-top "teasing" much better than just about everybody else on this forum. :yesnod

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I'm not so sure if it's a thick skin, or if he's a really few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He's a very lazy reader as he tends to ask questions that were just answered instead of looking them up, which adds to the flaming her receives.

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Nala==== Nico lightning rod


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