who invented birth control/contraceptives

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my theory is that it was a man...anyone know for sure?who invented birth control?


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If it was limited to the two choices, I'd say women. If it wasn't for the law and dad's with shotguns, chances are most men would just walk away if he knocked a girl up. And these days many guys still do.

But if I dig into my conspiracy theory bag, it's the same people that manufacturerd AIDS. Obviously birth control isn't working well enough. =)

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hmmm i would get female, the reason i think this is because i am guessing prostetution (sorry cant spell) has been around a long time. Woman probably found this is a easy way to get what they want and if they become pregnant they couldnt keep doing it or wouldnt be as sought after and would have to lower there rates. And guys can just walk away

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Considering the oldest form is birth controll is pulling out, i'de have to say man. Unless the ***** was slapping him in the cave yelling "OUT OUT" or something...

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i say men cuz who wants their ***** to get pregnant?

lol me and my friend were havin this conversation...she swears her gender sucks...i say ours does...alot of guys just disgrace the good ones (me and some others)...lol

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i dont kno i think its easier being a guy. but it would be cool to be in a womans body for a day or 2. u could right a book about it and make so much money of it.

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id rather be a guy if i were a girl i wouldnt like cars!

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not true! i know a couple girls that like cars lol...i'm tryin to train my gf...she's gettin there

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the pill was first invented by a women doctor. the condom has been around for ever and was made by a guy.

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Prior to that, primitive man found that there was a simple (but crude) surgical procedure that would reduce or prevent most pregnancies.

An incision was made in the urethra - way, way low (an inch or so forward from the ol' poopchute) and a grommet (like what your shoelace goes through) made of wood or bone was inserted. The flesh then healed around it (much like those big-arse earrings kids wear).

This prevented the ejaculate from actually entering the woman. The down side? You'd have to pee like a woman for the rest of your life, and I'm guessing it made for some pretty messy sexual experiences.

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Toki, do you realize pulling out does not guarantee anything, except a bigger mess to clean up? Not that there's anything wrong with some personal artwork on a female canvas...

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:D :boink :D

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"The oldest known contraceptive was used in Egypt around 1500 BC. The women used a barrier of crocodile dung or honey because it was believed the stickiness of the substance stopped the white fluid from entering the woman. " - Donna Theobauld, PageWise

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they also used lemons cause the acid would kill the little soldiers.

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Hitman, that hurts just thinking about it...


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