Jesda wrote:I hope Lincoln's ridiculous prices result in ridiculous depreciation. It's a car I'd happily own used as a comfy commuter.
That's pretty much what happened with the LS, just at half the price. Wait a couple years and a $40k sedan could be had for less than half that. Difference is: the LS does something unique, where the Continental is just another lazy waste of space offering absolutely nothing unique.
Jesda wrote:According to rumor, the next Continental will be a proper luxury car with a bespoke platform.
But this is EXACTLY why Lincoln is not a luxury brand.
They're SO FAR behind the curve here it's ridiculous. They killed off the Town Car without a valid replacement, then settled for multiple generations of a rebadge of a generic Ford based on an obsolete platform that's not even correctly suited for what it's being used for anyway, with halfway powertrain options and absolutely NOTHING to offer that the competition doesn't do better.
Then, when they had an opportunity to take a step forward and do things better, they settled for just a little bit better instead.
"Next time" has happened a lot of times for Lincoln and I'm still waiting for them to not screw it up.
Nobody goes to a Lincoln dealer to shop for "the next Continental." Lincoln needed to get this right NOW. Actually, BEFORE now.
If Lincoln wants people to care, we should have had an MKS worth its own existence 5 years ago. And we should be looking at the bugs-worked-out, fully-realized second generation now.
But, instead, they're doing what Ford has ALWAYS done best: halfway. They're busy farting around with stuff that doesn't matter instead of doing the obvious thing the right way, and I believe the reason for that is that they have absolutely no idea what they're doing, what they want to be, or how to achieve that. They might know they want to fight the Germans, but they have NO CLUE what that actually means.
If the next Continental is great, I'll certainly be pleased.
But remember that you're talking about a brand that has very loudly forsaken RWD and V8s in the name of fuel economy while still building cars that weigh 1000lb more than physics or common engineering sense should allow.
It's not going to be a car I have any interest in.
Are the new generation of Ecoboost V6s fantastic? Sure.
Do I want to spend $70k+ on one? F%CK NO.
Is Ford's latest transverse AWD system pretty solid? Absolutely
Do I want to spend $70k+ on a car with that system? Absolutely not.
Jesda wrote:I am seriously tempted to pull the trigger on a current-gen CTS. It's a sophisticated, damn near flawless car built to a spectacularly high standard, but I'd miss the Northstar V8 roar of my Seville. I'm an ape who removed the mufflers from grandma's grocery getter so these silly things matter a lot to me.
I love Cadillac. I was born a Cadillac guy. And I LOVE the new CTS. But I'm starting to have similar sentiments for Cadillac as for Lincoln: I'm sick of waiting around while they futz with halfway holdovers, making promises of something actually worth my time down the road.
I want a 4.0 TT V8 making 500+hp as the top-end NON-V powerplant in the CT6, and until that happens they're just wasting my time. Jag does it. Audi does it. MB does it. Where's Cadillac? F@cking around with 2.0 turbo pseudoflagships and promising something better tomorrow.
Go screw yourself Johan. Put up or shut up. Let's f*** do this already.
And, yeah, I realize the CTS is not the CT6, and that it's a phenomenal car. It checks a lot of my "why can't anyone get this right," like not weighing fifty-two tons and still having a proper roofline and deck while still looking more svelte than most of the tiny-pen15-compensating "coupelike" wastes of space that have ample legroom but lack sufficient headroom to seat a toddler.
Jesda wrote:Its closest competitor is the Q50 but the Infiniti brand means absolutely nothing to me.
What's frustrating to me is there's a lot I like about the Q50, but it just...sort of stopped trying. I like it. I wouldn't be unhappy with one. But...where's the SOUL? It's luxurious and powerful and still even has a big V8 despite Johan Degof%ckyourself's insistence that the brand should abandon the engine format. But it stopped being the stately musclecar its M-badged predecessors were.
Same for the FX, which was once the only crossover I actually liked. It still has a lot of those original qualities, but it has somehow made them...uninteresting.
Meanwhile, I echo the same sentiment from above YET AGAIN:
WHERE IS THE F#CKING Q90?
Q45 died eleven years ago.
Instead of replacing it, Infiniti is busy rebadging CVT-equipped Nissans and calling them Qs.
Pathetic.