which came first: the chicken or the egg?

[numbnuts240]

i am a firm believer that the egg came first. it was laid by a bird similar to a chicken, but not quite a full fledged chicken. my theory is best explained by a mrs. janet garrison:



"In the beginning, we were all fish swimming around in the water. Then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies. Then one day a retard baby crawls out of the ocean with it's mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this, retard frog squirrel. Then that had butt sex with a monkey and had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog, and then that monkey fish frog had butt sex with another monkey, that had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel, congratulations." - Janet Garrison

thoughts?

[snwbrdr435]

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.

The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said " So why are you here ? "

The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.... the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.

But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "why are you here?"

The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.

When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you? " the Yellow Lab inquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?

"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever.

I want to hump everything I see."

Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes. , and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's off with your nuts too, huh?"

The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"

[Dattebayo]

I always thought the chicken came first on the egg?

[Encryptshun]

[numbnuts240]

actually, that comic still doesn't answer the question.

[Encryptshun]

Well, since neither of them look pissed off, I'm guessing it was the chicken.

[danshaz82]

i came first.

[numbnuts240]

Well, since neither of them look pissed off, I'm guessing it was the chicken.

if the chicken is the broad, and the egg isn't sleeping yet, i can agree with your assumption.

[themadscientist]

The chicken is not really there, neither is the egg. None of you are really here either. You are all part of a matrix-like construct in my mind and you all amuse me; thank you.

[nissangirl74]

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.

The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said " So why are you here ? "

The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.... the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.

But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "why are you here?"

The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.

When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you? " the Yellow Lab inquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?

"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever.

I want to hump everything I see."

Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes. , and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's off with your nuts too, huh?"

The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"

I LOL'd....a alot