I took my sister to the local mall yesterday (she is too young to have a license) so she can buy a mothers day present.. Of course the mall parking lot is almost completely full, and it takes me 10 minutes of cruising to find one spot. The spot to the left of my car was obviously parked in by a old person, (it was a huge buick of death) and they did a horrible job parking, thier rear end was jutting out into my spot. This forced me to park a little closer than i usually would to the car on my left and on my right, but the 240 is a small car and there still was a good amount of room on either side for the doors to open. So Im kinda tired and i tell my sister just to run in and buy what she wants, while i wait in the car. Soon i close my eyes, and i hear the car to my right (not the old person car) pull out, and almost imeadiately another car pull in. I quickly open my eyes however when I hear thier door slam into the side of my car. 'BANG!" I turn and look at them, and realize that they dont know im sitting inside staring at them.. (it was a bad angle for them and I have limo tinting) As i am about to get out and confront the perp, i hear thier minivan door slide open and a kid say "mama dont open the door so hard!" the lady responds with "He shouldnt have parked like an *******" and opens her door AGAIN and slams it into my car, hard enough for the GAS TANK TO OPEN. I could clearly see it pop open in the rear view. Shocked, I open my door and stand up. I see the lady ( a soccer mom of about 30-35) staring at me with her mouth slightly open. Not knowing what to say, (im a little taken back at this display) I close my gas tank and say "Thanks a lot" She doesnt say ANYTHING but sneers and grabs her kid and starts for the mall. No apology, no anything but a sneer. Big mistake. I wait for my sister to come back about 5 minutes later, and when she opens the passenger door i suddenly reach over and push it HARD. It slams into the minivans side, leaving a nice dent all up and down the door. I repeat the procedure till its quite visible. My sister asks what happened and when i explain, she gives it a nice little shove herself
I know some of you might not approve of the 'two wrongs dont make a right' but that felt damn good, considering she had her KID right there watching her do that. She left two big dents in my car, but i think hers is a TEENY bit worse
I think she learned her lesson.
Now i wonder how often that would happen if i stayed in my car every stop...
