Stoneage_Turbo wrote:im from the planet vill , our leader is elvis and our queen is jane mansfield , i arrived here in a spaceship that resembeld a buick duce and a quarter with 59 eldorado tailfins to find,date, and produce offspring with a intelligent female life form on your planet and to mess with people in trailer parks by dressing as our leader elvis and driving around in my spaceship . This hobby is no longer possible due to what you humans call a hillbilly , it seems to have a weapon that shoots 100s of lead pellts in a single projectile , distroying my spaceship .
while i build a new spaceship out of a 1994 sedan deville a GE microwave and some leftover parts from chernobyl i will pose as a revrend preching the gospel of my kind to you basturds
I'm on to you, you no good alien scum and I'm gonna come down on you harder than Ron Jeremy on some Korean twins!
Get ready to look at the gates of hell!