The following in an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of ProfessorPoopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...Use the third letter of your first name to determineyour New first name:
a = poopsieb = lumpyc = buttercupd = gidgete = crustyf = greasyg = fluffyh = cheeseballi = chim-chimj = stinkyk = flunkyl = boobiem = pinkyn = zippyo = gooberp = doofusq = slimyr = loopys = snottyt = tulefelu = dorkeyv = squeezitw = oprahx = skippery = dinkyz = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = appleb = toiletc = giggled = burgere = girdlef = barfg = lizardh = wafflei = cootiej = monkeyk = pottyl = liverm = bananan = rhinoo = bubblep = hamsterq = toadr = gizzards = pizzat = gerbilu = chickenv = picklew = chucklex = tofuy = gorillaz = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = headb = mouthc = faced = nosee = tushf = breathg = pantsh = shortsi = lipsj = honkerk = buttl = brainm = tushien = chunkso = hineyp = biscuitsq = toesr = bunss = fannyt = snifferu = sprinklesv = kisserw = squirtx = humperdincky = brainsz = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is "Goober Chickenshorts",while Bill Clinton is now "Boobie Liverchunks".
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