What would you do with 2 turn tables and a microphone?

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:53 pm

Exactly as the thread suggests. I would like to think I wuld make a lot of random racket and sing out of key, maybe sell them and buy a toaster. What about you folks here in the others section? What would you do?

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:25 pm

I believe I'd drop them on your foot then fight the giant rubber tokyo invasion monster to it's utter death and demise in a fiery death of doom and sparks.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:00 pm

The first turntable would be used to play my extensive classic rock vinyl collection.

The microphone would then be attached (cord end, not mic end) to the second turntable. I would turn the turntable on the highest speed.

I would NOT attempt or even allow anyone else to attempt to make any sort of "house" or other poor excuse for music using that equipment.

Post by **Repo Man** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:36 am

I'd find some vintage New Kids records and destroy them and the turntables by doing my best impersonation of Herbie Hancock and the Executioners. I'd would also make an *** out of myself doing the beatbox on the mic. Of course this would all take place at a NICO meet after we'd all been drinking, so naturally it would be cool.

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:02 am

haha I could totally get my hands on some NKOB records...damn Great Escape...

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:36 pm

Ok so it is settled then. next nico meet we go to we need to aquire said turn tables, microphone, and new kids Albums. Then we let Andy flow on the Mic after a few too many.

Post by **Rex** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:24 pm

When the gloves on the wheels are Steel, he's ???

The first CD I ever listened to in a car was Herbie. As we sat in the '72 Camaro with a Sanyo (or like brand ) 100 watt amp bridged on a pair of 12's, we thought someone hit the car. Aging myself .

If I had "2 turn tables & a microphone", I'd get me one of those Beck haricuts and let the groupies line up .

Groupie

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:56 pm

I got a mic for her oh yeah

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:03 pm

Dude...that Caprice is PIMP!

It'd be funny as hell to enter a D1 with that. It'd probably do pretty damn good, too.

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:27 pm

Oh hell yeah man. If I had the money i would build a drift caprice. Swap a 5 speed in and get me a detroit locker rear end. Build the hell out of thhe motor and Drift the hell out of it. I also want to build a drift Limo.

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:08 pm

I'll so build a garbage truck...

and maybe a diesel wagon...

Post by **Rex** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:40 pm

1der pimp this

The wood grain goes with the new hat.

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:34 pm

Man James why did you let me sell the Disel Caprice Wagon? Of all the cars i have sold i think i regret that one the most.

YouTube · Post by **Jesda** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:07 am

I'd play the music backwards and listen for satanic words, then report my findings to Bill OReilly.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:36 am

"I love to smoke marijuana."

Post by **Rex** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:38 am

krazy skwerel wrote:Man James why did you let me sell the Disel Caprice Wagon? Of all the cars i have sold i think i regret that one the most.

I pimped a late 70's baby blue Olds Custom Cruiser Desiel wagon my Jr year of high school. The most fun we had in that was locking up the tires, the only way we could make 'em smoke.

Post by **Meantime** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:00 am

If I had two turntables and a microphone...hmm...

I would put the turntables on maximum speed, place an overweight hamster on each one and then spin them until they became dizzy and tumbled off in furry heaps.

Then I'd use the microphone to record their drunken warblings and sell it as New Age music, retire as a millionaire and buy an R32 V-Spec II.

Sound like a plan?

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