What were you thinking, and why did you do this to a Maxima???

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At our Subie meet, we had a guy show up in his Maxima. No biggie, all cars are welcome, but WTF? Civic bumbers, caulking and screws???






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Next on his agenda is a spoiler made of Bondo and garbage.
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Jesda wrote:Next on his agenda is a spoiler made of Bondo and garbage.
It's Japanese, not Chinese.
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MinisterofDOOM wrote:
It's Japanese, not Chinese.
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Jesda wrote: and garbage.
Hey, it worked on the Delorian. Why not a maxima.
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I was there for this epic failsauce. Probably the worst car I have ever seen.
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Your sig rocks Andrew.
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speechless
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4DSC y0 y0 y0
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did he install a shower in it?
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Life gives you lemons,you make uh.....what was that he made?
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jdansmith wrote:Life gives you lemons,you make uh.....what was that he made?
The 4DSC TurdGen Crapmobile. Been0r forgot to mention that the kid who drove it was a wearer of skinny jeans and a mighty ducks hat with curled bill.
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Beancooker wrote:Your sig rocks Andrew.
You're damn right it does.
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i have this Gen maxima,my dd,, that's temporarily broke down :/

RIP riced out max...
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I'm assuming the kid is just a young kid. He went to his local pick and pull junkyard and found an awesome deal on a body kit from a junked civic. Thought it would look awesome on his Max. Scary that he actually went though it.

What was the kid like? Did anyone talk to him about his car?
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bobotech wrote:
What was the kid like?
Skinny Jeans...
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Did anyone talk to him about his car?
No, because I didn't want to be rude and laugh.
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Jesda wrote:Next on his agenda is a spoiler made of Bondo and garbage.
LMFAO.

that maxima is such a joke. sad to see it in such crappy condition It could be a nice clean car if the owner tried
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Please note the rear liscense plate light that sticks out 3 inches. It was the crowning achievement in fale.

We were really mad that we did not have a DSLR for capturing the full beauty.
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I'm surprised that a Maxima has a similar track to a Civic.
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It doesn't. Those are all kinds of stretched on there. HellaHype.
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DAMNIT

Someone stole my idea!

Guess I'll have to divert to the Prelude lights on my F-150 now......
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Dattebayo wrote:I'm surprised that a Maxima has a similar track to a Civic.
A) It doesn't.B) I don't think Noah was being literal with the Civic reference. It doesn't really look like a Civic bumper to me...the bit of the grille that's there isn't Civic-looking.
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Yeah, I just threw that out there. Dunno if it's from a Civic or not. One thing that I know it definitely wasn't made for, was a third gen Maxima.
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hype y0 wrote: It was the crowning achievement in fale.


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I intentionally misspelled fail for comedic effect.
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Beancooker wrote:
Skinny Jeans...
The avalanche of fail started here.
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Yes, yes it did...

For the laugh factor, you should buy some "Skinny Kahkis"... It would be epic...

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