What to do while waiting for parts?

[Sircnay]

Well I'm sitting here waiting for the mail man to bring me my parts. But I need to pass the time. What to do? I've already tried sitting on the porch and shoot the neighborhood kids with a BB gun. That got boring after they wouldn't stop crying. I built a fort with pillows, blankets and the couch, but my brother burned it to the ground in our war. I can't work on the the car because one, there's nothing to work on, and two the parts aren't here. I'd call people and talk to them, but... I don't want to. So what do you people suggest?

[Mr1der]

build a lot of newspaper hats and conquer your block in a Napoleanuesqe way.

[Sircnay]

They're mormon, they probably wouldn't even come out to play.

[Mr1der]

go in and play.

[Sircnay]

True, they do it to everyone else.

[silkk]

do stuff with your gf

[Sircnay]

She's at chuch camp for the next *looks at watch* 18 hours.

[Nismo_Freak]

Print out a bunch of satanic propaganda flyers and go door to door.

[Sircnay]

Quote »Print out a bunch of satanic propaganda flyers and go door to door[/quote]The same could be accomplished if I put out Pantera Concert flyers.

[andrave]

get a piece of PVC pipe and bottle rockets and shoot people's cars.

Or take smoke bombs and put them in people's mailboxes, and then when they come out running to see why their mailbox is smoking, you shook them with the bottle rockets, and they run screaming back into the house.

Its best done early in the morning on weekends when people wake up in their robes to get the paper. Timing is everything.