What's the last law you broke?

[JimmyMethod]

Other than traffic law, (they're not real).Basically, anything that you did that should have gotten you something other than a civic infraction.

I'll be first: Assault, punched a guy in the face cause he was being a douchebag.

[MinisterofDOOM]

No comment.

(It's not going to work, CIA dudes...)

[zippitta]

WTF is up with people posting crap about doing drugs and breaking the law?

"What is the best way to ingest Marijuana?" "Who here has killed someone and gotten away with it?"

Most retarded posts ever.........

[Jesda]

I only think about breaking laws. I dont usually get around to doing it. The ones I do break I of course don't share, unless its speeding or something.

Lets say I killed someone. I'd never tell you if I did.

[Mr1der]

I would, who's gonna believe me?

umm...last one I did was....speeding.

had to go pay the ticket...well, last one I was caught for that I can remember...

[Bubba1]

I would, who's gonna believe me?

umm...last one I did was....speeding.

had to go pay the ticket...well, last one I was caught for that I can remember...

What? no laws of nature broken???

[PantherRacer]

I can't think of any except speeding lol...80mph just feels so good

be aware that we have insanely narrow roads and the highest speed limit I believe is 45-50 mph lol.yep....I was doin 80 in a 25...2:30 am. no one on the road. I'm insane...

[Repo Man]

You had better edit this with something bootylicious or its getting locked!

[The Mic]

I punched someone square in the face.

[JimmyMethod]

Ya'll are some paranoid mofos. You really think that what you say in a forum would stand up in court?Well, if that's the case, I was the gunman for every major political assasination in the past 48 years. (yes, I shot from the grassy knoll AND the book depository.)

Honestly...forums aren't real. It's all an illusion. You're actually plugged into a machine and being used to power sentient computers to aid their war against the remaining humans.

Lighten up.

[JDMEnthused]

uh.. i smoked marijuana the other night and drank a little.. eh.. i went 80mph in a 20mph( small neighborhood) area.

[gabossie]

I break Newtons 3rd law all the time, but no one believes me.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Ya'll are some paranoid mofos. You really think that what you say in a forum would stand up in court?Well, if that's the case, I was the gunman for every major political assasination in the past 48 years. (yes, I shot from the grassy knoll AND the book depository.)

Honestly...forums aren't real. It's all an illusion. You're actually plugged into a machine and being used to power sentient computers to aid their war against the remaining humans.

Lighten up.

Dude...YOU lighten up.It's called a "joke."

I don't think I've done much in a long time.Illegal fireworks and other fire-related stuff...I haven't hit anyone in a long time. I have much more self restraint now with that...No drugs or anything...drinking's legal...

Nothing really.The only things I really want to do aren't worth the jailtime.If only the government would enact Stupid People season. So much cooler than duck season, and infinitely more beneficial to society.

[Fenvy]

hm... speeding at 100+ mph at a certain road, every day to school and back

[Mr1der]

Red Coupe, that's Keyra the mystery booty girl isn't it?

[Red coupe]

Damn 1nder picken out girls from just an a** shot....Im so proud of you

[Nismochick240]

umm i got my first speeding ticket for 60 in a 45 gotta pay it thursday 75 bucks!! i almost got arrested for domestic violence onetime b/c i hit this guy and he was a puss and called the cops on me... but i lied and said he hit me first and so he dropped charges lol

[Nismochick240]

ok so i lied... i stole a car one time

i really did... frucked it up and put it back in its original spot... a lil bit of revenge lol

[Mr1der]

rofl...ex?

I was REALLY hoping you broke a sodomy law though...

can I get a sodomy chant up in this motha?

MAKE SOME NOIZE PEOPLESSS!!!

[240DRFT]

last broken laws i might have comitted...underage drinking, didnt smoke weed but i was in a small area with a lot of it going on so i probably inhaled a lot, guess thats not against the law but whatever. driving under the influence, dont worry nothing bad could have happened where we were. little bit of vandalism, not too bad.

[AZhitman]

Pretty lame idea for a thread.

I plead the 5th, no sense in giving up my "secrets".

[nismofly]

i lobotomized somebody

it was great

[Nismochick240]

lol eeeewww

as far as my stealin the car goes-- the dude was parked in my spot for 2 weeks!! and never moved it! parked it overnight!!! so i stole it and chased deer, hit road cones, and hit a parked car... lol... he never parked in my SPOT AGIAN!! lol! *evil laugh*

[Jesda]

i lobotomized somebody

it was great

You're my hero!

[Badfish]

Pretty lame idea for a thread.

I plead the 5th, no sense in giving up my "secrets".

^^Im with him.

As in, "Yes, your honor, I plead the....


Modified by Badfish at 5:34 PM 11/8/2005

[Red coupe]

lol eeeewww

as far as my stealin the car goes-- the dude was parked in my spot for 2 weeks!! and never moved it! parked it overnight!!! so i stole it and chased deer, hit road cones, and hit a parked car... lol... he never parked in my SPOT AGIAN!! lol! *evil laugh*

wow kinda a b**** aren't we? I think that's why we made tow trucks....notes left on the car and talking to the person can help too....hit a parked car??? so cause one guy is a d!ck your gonna mess up some one Else's property too?

John Travolta said it best in Pulp Fiction "You don't f*** with a mans car, you just don't do it."

[Badfish]

I lost all respect for John Travolta when I found out hes been in to Scientology for two decades and still is. But I get your point man.

[Nismochick240]

red coupe-- wooah chill out... the parked car was a car in a junk yard lol.... i road through a junk yard in and chased some deers in the back of the fields there... i tried talkin to him but he was retarded about it... notes didnt help! the funny thing is... he never said anything to me about it... if it was me i would have been like wtf? and say something... but hes never mentioned it lol

[Red coupe]

all im saying is that its kinda a messed up thing to cause all kinds of damage to other peoples property because they put here car were you like to put your car So you had to find a different parking space (Ive had it happen quite a few times too) that mean you gotta mess up the guys car? So the car you hit was in a junk yard...No one owned the junk yard? That car/its parts were for sale by the junk yard, and smashed up parts don't sell well. Im just saying respect other people property, they probably worked hard for it. All you have todo is call a phone number and if the vehicle is not moved it will be towed. Ive had the city threaten to tow my own car from in front of my parents house, so it can't be that hard a thing to have done.

I don't know you so I can't speak for how you act all the time, but from that story you were acting like a b****, plain and simple...not trying to argue just not the way to deal with things IMO and that's my last comment on the matter.

[Mr1der]

see....should've told a sodomy story....

/sodomy chant