What pet is perfect for your EMO kid?

[themadscientist]

Why one that squirts blood to defend itself of course!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEl6TXrkZnk[/youtube]

[themadscientist]

Not to be topped, the bombardier beetle can squirt boiling acid from its a**.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-wVFLuc ... re=related[/youtube]

I believe the Mexicans call it "chorro"

[sbird1]

I have seen the Bombardier Beetle, but the other lizard is awesome. Reminds me of Scarlet in the new Mortal Kombat game. She can throw blood too!

[Dattebayo]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg[/youtube]

Honey Badger doesn't care.

[themadscientist]

There's a new honey badger on the block!
http://militarytimes.com/blogs/gearscou ... dont-care/

Advanced Armament Corp. debuted this little honey at AUSA. It’s a low vis carbine designed to bring the potency and range of the 300 BLK round into the workspace of the 9mm H&K MP5 and MP7. Those sub-machine guns run pretty quiet, but using a can AAC optimized for this platform, the Honey Badger (AACs internal nickname for the nasty little thing), hits 125db, dry. Not bad for a full power cartridge in a gun that has more can than barrel. There is a second version of the Multi-Purpose Weapon with a longer handguard that covers the can. A fine CQB assaulter’s weapon, the longer handguard offers more real estate up front for lights, lasers and the like.

The MPW runs an AR style lower and takes all standard AR mags. The buffer system was shortened and the lower modified to accept the custom, adjustable stock. At the moment there are only six of these guns in existence and judging from the appearance of #000006 they are all running hard to prove their place on the battlefield.

[Jesda]

The first creature that defends itself by attacking with HIV

[300ZXttZMAN]

This thread is a win!

[SnookieTownshend]

The Killer Rabbit from Monty Python.