Allow me to recap the situation, TMS. Perhaps I can use my deductive powers and ability to "read between the lines" to further articulate the complex and profound situation our newest NICO member and dear OP finds himself in.
HARK! PrestonJ has purchased the following 19's for his Chrysler 300Z:
prestonj wrote:
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The sheer precision and machining necessary to construct these world-ending wheels just cannot be conveyed via computer screen. You simply must see for yourself. I do know that Preston was ecstatic on the arrival of these wheels. I can tell you precisely what he was thinking at the very moment he received them:
prestonj wrote:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: "DOPE AZZ SHIZZ" (350pts)***
***before you navigate to XBoxAchievements.com to check, I'll answer this for you - you must acquire your wheels from a 350 owner to unlock this achievement. And NO, GREG, XBoxAchievements.com is not a competing forum, so do not ban me.
Preston would enjoy these wheels for an as-yet-undetermined amount of time before... THE EX... made two of them disappear just to f*** with him.
The following is the most recent picture of wheels, taken at the last known location:
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Now, just because Preston knows that THE EX made the wheels disappear, you would think that he could take her a** to court and get the wheels back. SPOILER ALERT: THE EX IS A NINJA. Just like stamina whilst partaking in activities in the backseat of the Chrysler, she is known to disappear at the most inconvenient times.
Preston has traveled far and wide looking for these wheels. Countless hours and resources were expended as he agonized over the location of his wheels. Can you imagine looking for something... something that you cannot readily identify or describe to those that can potentially help you?
We must help Preston, as he has now found himself down to the final search location - the National University of Sciences and Technology in Pakistan, known to the educated elite as NUST (clearly none of us fit that demographic, as I myself was forced to google that).
Preston must buy two more. We are obligated as a Nissan-Omniscient group of online professional warriors to do so.
In two posts and three days, I have gotten to know Preston very well. For just 5 cents a click, we can get Preston to where he needs to be - BALLIN' on 19s.