What is the best customer support online?

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I am running a small business online now and i really do not want to do too much job one customer service. Can i use a customer support software? What is the best customer support online? How can i use it? Please help! I saw a free customer support software online last night, it is called iKode Helpdesk X, I want to buy it but i am not sure whether it works? Here is the website:
NO IT ISN'T, TMS, please give me some useful advise. Thank you very much!


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Best customer service online, why NICO of course!

See, you are a spammer. The members, our customers, don't like your BS so you are banned. Quick service with a smile.

Useful advice? Don't come back or I shall ban you a second time!

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This thread is now about Monty Python. What's your favorite bit? I love the Spanish Inquisition skit.

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Don't remember much of it but I like the scene where they want to take down their government and some one start talking about what have they done for us...

Then some one goes on stating all the great things they have done. I'm 24 and haven't watched any of it; just clip from the interwebs.

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Movie or TV show? I love watching upper class twits compete.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss[/youtube]

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He's not dead! He's merely...stunned!

I liked the silly walk ministry and the one where one is trying to go see an argument counselor and the counselor just says the opposite of everything the guy says.

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The Bridge of Doom and the Gorge of Eternal Peril!
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WHAT! Is your favorite color?
Blue, I mean..ahhHhhhhhhhhhh!
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It's just a flesh wound!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4[/youtube]

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Brother Maynard, bring up the holy hand grenade.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk[/youtube]

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Now as punishment you shall be spanked, and then I shall be spanked, and than for the group orgy!

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themadscientist wrote:Movie or TV show? I love watching upper class twits compete.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss[/youtube]
One of my favorites!

If I had to pick one sketch, it would be the All England Summarize Proust Competition.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAOc4g3K-g[/youtube]

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So much win! LOL

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The Rabbit, clearly the rabbit.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvmD4yzVZmo&feature=fvst[/youtube]

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Silly walks!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8[/youtube]

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SPAM!!!!!!!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE[/youtube]

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IT HAS CEASED TO BE.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218[/youtube]

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The insulting Frenchman! :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3I5XcsReT0&showinfo=0[/youtube]

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My hovercraft is full of eels.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao[/youtube]

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Speaking of Terry Gilliam, Have you met the poor?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=167IhlXnN2Y[/youtube]

Also, this: http://www.reelz.com/trailer-clips/4504 ... dits-clip/ Youtube sucks.

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themadscientist wrote:My hovercraft is full of eels.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao[/youtube]
Would you like to come back to my place bouncy bouncy. :rotfl

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How about the killer joke....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3zCQzZx68[/youtube]

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That was brutal!

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Definitely cheese shop. For which I can't find a good YouTube clip because my "4g" is about as fast as a 5.25" floppy drive that isn't plugged in to anything.

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Most of the classics have already been posted. One of my favorites is where I got my xbox live username from "Bicus Dicus"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc[/youtube]


A lot of people don't like Life of Brian....I love it. "Wolf nipple chips, get them while they're hot, they're lovely!!!!"

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTbrIo1p-So[/youtube]

and he obligatory....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e2kaQqxmQ0[/youtube]

I was a huge fan of the flying circus (I have the 14 or so disc set, its awesome) too many good ones to search right now.

On a side note, when I was waiting tables one time, I asked a table if they had any questions about anything and they asked me " What is the capitol of Assyria?" trying to mess with me. Being a huge MP fan, I had actually looked it up in the past and answered "Nineveh". They looked at me stunned , laughed, and left me a huge tip at the end. :woot:

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How much Spam did they order?

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themadscientist wrote:How much Spam did they order?
Sadly, none. However they did tell me how awesome it was when they went and saw Spamalot in Baltimore.


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