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Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:21 pm
hahahahai was looking up murphy's law and similar b.s., and i found a few funny ones:
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right, something is wrong.
a lot of what i'm reading is from regular folk and not really murphy's law, but a lot of it seems comical and very accurate, unfortunatley.
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Where patience fails, force prevails.