What does your car say about you?

[jpalm]

I recieved this via email:

WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU

Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend- I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX- I am impotent

Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people

Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart- I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.

Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.

Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse- I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6- I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.

Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)

Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler

MGB- I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm goingto make a....

Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA's Ten Most WantedList

Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwisewould be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon isa tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car evenmore

Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife

[deesolballs]

:rolleyes

[Mayhem_J30]

Infiniti J30 - sure is fly for a white guy

offspring for those who don't know

[deesolballs]

AGAIN I say:

J(unk)30- I am a queer and the rearend of my car reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's glutes.

Spec-V- I just got promoted from napkin counter to salting fries at the Ring-A-Ding-Ding Burger.

JPalm, all powerful moderator :bowdown

:rolleyez

[Stoneage_Turbo]

hmm mine says , i wish i could afford the Q but im too young and wont be caught dead at tgi fridays in a corolla

or is it im manager at ring a ding burger ?

now that its turbo'ed and sittin a little lower it may be talkin more crap or im more of a wanna be im not sure yet

[theTony]

Here's a couple I thought of for mine:

Nissan Maxima - Works in bankrupt telecommunications industry and can't afford a BMW M5

and

Nissan Maxima - Enjoys envious looks from all V6 Accord and Camry drivers

[MetaOrbit]

According to my friends, me driving my car:

Infiniti I35 - Spoiled Rotten Brat

Hehe...everyone's entitled to their own opinions...

:rolleyes

[greg_atlanta]

Nobody knows what to think about my car. They get scared when they ride with me because their cars suck......

[jmatas]

Quote »Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports [/quote]

That is still my favorite- I use it all the time.

Quote »Nissan Maxima - Works in bankrupt telecommunications industry and can't afford a BMW M5[/quote]

Do we have another Worldcom worker here??? That's the reason I'm shopping for a used Q and not a new G35!

Damn Bernie Ebbers :bash

[Mayhem_J30]

Do we have another Worldcom worker here??? That's the reason I'm shopping for a used Q and not a new G35!

Damn Bernie Ebbers :bash

Actually you have two more. TonyVQ and I both work at LIghtyear, who resales worldcom. Hey did you find that $4.5billion yet?

[theTony]

Actually you have two more. TonyVQ and I both work at LIghtyear, who resales worldcom. Hey did you find that $4.5billion yet?

It's all going to be OK. It really is. Just keep telling yourself. It's going to be fine! Blah, blah blah.. blah, blah blah... Umm, yeeaaahhhhh. BTW, anybody got any openings in a non telecom field for Mayhem_J30 and myself?? Doing anything??? Anything at all??? LOL