Mine grows so fast I have to have a pattern to avoid shaving every day and still look professional:
Week 1, day 1: Start clean-shaven, look weird.Week 1, day 2: Good shadow, no more weirdo.Week 1, day 5: Too thick, trim it down to shadow.Week 2, day 3: Shave off sides, make goatee.Week 3, day 2: Goatee too long, remove moustache, leave chinny-chin hair.Week 4, day 1: Remove chinny chin, leave little patch under bottom lip.Week 4, day 5: Wife hates little patch, shave clean, start over.
Ever seen those little magnetic boards with the pen and the metal filings where you draw the facial hair on the guy? That's me...
