WHAT A JeRK!!! [pic inside]

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:42 am

...i cant believe it.. my dog is an a--hole:(

so he is sleeping on my couch and i decided i was going to lay down next to him... the greedy little sh1t decides that right when i go to lay down, he actually moved his leg from under him, to streched out (in a very uncomfortable looking position) so i couldnt lay near him:1orglaugh little bastard

..and before anyone decides to ask about the sheets, its because we gave up on tellin him to not sleep on there, so we just put a sheet on it so he dont mess the couch up

Post by **912.0turbo** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:47 am

LOL! Punked by the pug.

Post by **nismofly** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:50 am

haha i like how you have a grudge against your dog

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:53 am

heh yeah man... he sucks.. he just uses me.. he only comes near me when i have food, or if im near the dogbones, he snots on you... he will actually just come up to you, and huff snot on you (i guess alot of pugs do it, but i think max does it intentionally) and now he wont even let me lay down... on my own damn couch??? this means war

Post by **912.0turbo** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:57 am

Just say "nueter" or however you spell it and I'm sure he'll run. Unless you already did that then he's getting back at you.

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:01 am

912.0turbo wrote:Just say "nueter" or however you spell it and I'm sure he'll run. Unless you already did that then he's getting back at you.

too late.

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:41 am

sounds like your not the pack leader. your his hoe he isn't your hoe.....

Post by **gabossie** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:02 pm

We know who wears the proverbial pants in that relationship...

Post by **nismofly** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:08 pm

dogs dont wear pants though...ho ho its even worse than we thought!

Post by **Flicktitty** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:58 pm

ouch BURN !!!! lol

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:22 pm

haters :P

Post by **nismofly** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:26 pm

haha, why dont you just pick him up and lay down while your holding him, thats what i do with my cat and he doesnt mind at all

Post by **sr20power** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 3:12 pm

i'm with you nightfall...i have a pug too and he does the exact thing too! and the huff snot!!! haha that's some funny sheeit

i was pretty pissed off earlier, but after reading this post, man i feel alot better....

hey nightfall does your pug have like these crazy spurts, when he gets excited he just starts running all over the place? or is it just my dog?

mike

Post by **silkk** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 3:15 pm

Haha, that's cute :p

Post by **themadscientist** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 4:10 pm

my dog has a Dynastyesque rivalry with my wife. The dog will lay on the bed with her head on my pillow all day. As soon as she hears the wife come home she will jump off the bed, jump on the couch next to me and stare challenginly at the wife when she comes in the room. It's funny as hel.

Post by **skydragoness** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:19 pm

If that's the only thing your dog is doing to you, consider yourself lucky.

If it gets out of hand and worse stuff starts happening, a quick way to establish yourself as alpha is by putting him in a down/stay for 10min. He'll hate it and it will show him who's boss because you say when he can get up.

I own a miniature pinscher, and he's claimed a spot on the futon in the basement. I could care less though, it's a shabby looking piece of furniture anyway.

Post by **br2819** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:25 pm

my pug is the same way. he loves to snot on me but i just do it back to him. my dog won't even get up when someone walks in. i swear someone could break in and take everything and he would still be laying on the couch. but i still love him. hey do your pugs smell too. we bathe ours every 2 weeks and he still smells so my dad sprays cologne on him.

Post by **Ace 2.0** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:50 pm

thats comedy!!!

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:18 pm

sr20power wrote:hey nightfall does your pug have like these crazy spurts, when he gets excited he just starts running all over the place? or is it just my dog?

mike

!! HAHAHHA

i thought mine was weird because he does that randomly... i guess its just in there blood to randomly run around the couches and ****

Post by **base9se** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:41 pm

I guess he declared it his!

Post by **nismofly** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:43 pm

my cousins dog does that, they have one of those wraparound couches and it goes up on the back like banking because its running so fast...and ya it does it randomly too

br2819 you snot on your dog? what am i missing?

Post by **MainEvent212** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:25 pm

^

LMAO!

i have a golden retreiver that is classified by the trainer at her school as "immature"...wonderful! she runs like crazy, hardly listens to our commands, and eats like a monster from hell...she even figured out how to get into the sink and unwrap meat packages (thawing in the sink) when we're not around...she will eat the meat out of the package, leaving the plastic wrap peeled back and the foam container in one piece, not a drop on the floor either...just leaves my family hungry for the night haha

Post by **nismofly** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:51 pm

my cat does something like that, we have a sandwhich bag of cat chow that we keep away just in case we forget to get food and run out, we have a bit left that way. well my cat figured out where the bag is, so now he goes up and grabs it off the shelf in the pantry and proceeds to run around the house gnawing at the plastic trying to get to the food inside, and hes done it a few times too.

Post by **Nissan-S14** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:33 pm

here is my lil bastard!

Post by **Max-Stuntage** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:31 am

Awww! Is that a little cute Beshawn(sp)

Post by **Nissan-S14** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:29 am

Max-Stuntage wrote:Awww! Is that a little cute Beshawn(sp)

nope, malteese!

Post by **fiznat** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:09 am

There is no way that dog would survive in the wild. Dude, a freaking sparrow would come down and chomp that dog up in one bite! Darwin has been cheated!

Post by **Neejay** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:48 am

sr20power wrote: i'm with you nightfall...i have a pug too and he does the exact thing too! and the huff snot!!! haha that's some funny sheeit

i was pretty pissed off earlier, but after reading this post, man i feel alot better....

hey nightfall does your pug have like these crazy spurts, when he gets excited he just starts running all over the place? or is it just my dog?

mike

My pug snots too, but its not a lot. You would think it was just like a little sneeze. My pug was also the runt of the bunch when we got here in 1994, so she doesnt have all the body wrinkles and the extra loud nasal snorts.

She lays around too, but I think its because of her old age now. BUT if someone were to brake in, shed just run up to them waggin her tail :\ Shes happy to meet anyone new, lol.

Are all of your pugs easily spoiled too?

Post by **PantherRacer** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:56 pm

well my dog ran away he usually dissapears for 3-4 days in the year when all the neighborhood beeyotches get in heat but last time he never came back..... but he was a good dog sure got more action than I ever did in that time period lol

Post by **MAXIMUS Nismo** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:16 pm

pwned by a pooch

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