Well I just wanted to let you all know...
Well I just wanted to let you all know...
One time when I was 13 years old I was with my grandmother at this mall. You see at this mall, there was a movie theatre and we were set to watch one of the films playing. Well as we were walking there we passed by the Baby Gap store. I saw this beautiful baby. He was gorgeous, his skin was slightly tanned, his eyes were bright blue, his hair a dark brown. I knew that one day he would grow up and become this beautiful specimen of humanity. He would be faster than me, smarter, stronger and much better looking. At first I appriciated the beauty that was the child, it was something pure and innocent. I noticed, though, his smirk. His sign that he too knew that he would be better than me in all areas of life. He rubbed it inside of me. His face held the stare of scorn and condescending affirmation. It began to stab at me each time he blinked those blue orbs of his. My grandmother went inside to get our tickets, I had told her that I wanted to walk around the mall for a little while before the movie started. But my goal was something more. I walked passed the lady who owned the child. She had left him by a rack that was outside, not more than 10 feet from her so she could shop. When she had her back turned, I swooped the baby from his stroller. He did not make a sound, in fact he almost seemed to enjoy me holding him. I quickly grabbed a change of clothes and took him with me to the restroom. Inside I changed his clothes and threw the old ones away. The boy and I went to the elevator, by this time I could hear the mother screaming hysterically. Serves her right for not watching her child. We rode the elevator to the roof. He looked at me blankly wondering what I would do with him. Once the door opened at the top of the building we walked outside into the sun, the tar on the roof magnifying the heat. I walked to one of the massive air-conditioners. There I held the boy in my hands, he looked at me with such charm. For a moment I felt a twinge of jealousy. How this little miscreant was able to do something was a puzzle. How this small infant could well up such hatred and envy inside of me bothered me so much. I lifted him towards the unit, he fit so neatly inside then, I heard the fans start up and the air beginning to suck in. In an instant the infant was gone. Not a single sound was heard. I went back to the elevator and quickly met my grandmother. I noticed that there were police officers at the Baby Gap and around the nearby shops. My grandmother and I walked into the theatres and enjoyed ourselves a movie. Now some of you may be thinking that this is some complex and elaborate joke that I formulated over some time... but then that's exactly what I want you to think. Heh.
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Kaioshin1982
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Re: Well I just wanted to let you all know...
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sircnay "]One time when I was 13 years old I was with my grandmother at this mall. You see at this mall, there was a movie theatre and we were set to watch one of the films playing. Well as we were walking there we passed by the Baby Gap store. I saw this beautiful baby. He was gorgeous, his skin was slightly tanned, his eyes were bright blue, his hair a dark brown. I knew that one day he would grow up and become this beautiful specimen of humanity. He would be faster than me, smarter, stronger and much better looking.
hmmmmm..... you march in that parade this yar
hmmmmm..... you march in that parade this yar
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