Weirdest Dream You've Had

[rousie13]

Last night I had a weird one for sure, but a good one still. Well it was my birthday and then next thing I know Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez come out and start singing happy birthday to me.....Aguilera and Spears looked like they did before they got skankified. Then next thing I know I'm making out with Jessica Simpson....god she's so hot. I have no idea what the hell that dream was about, but I woke up with a smile. Maybe I'll get to make out with Jessica Simpson on my birthday??.....one can only hope.

[nsrZ32]

Dude...you really need to get laid.

On a side note....Jessica Simpson is so stupid she probably wouldn't notice that you weren't her husband.

[mmatl16]

weirdest dream....hmmm.... o ya thats got to be the one where i snooked your mom....ya for sure

just playin

[rousie13]

Dude...you really need to get laid.

On a side note....Jessica Simpson is so stupid she probably wouldn't notice that you weren't her husband.

ROFL

I wouldn't mind that she wouldn't know I was her husband.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I posted this one a while ago...found it with search...now I don't have to type it again. I love the search button. This happened a couple months ago.

I was in some video game...somehow I knew it was a video game even though I had a view like in all dreams..varying from first person to third to random orbital cam--you get the idea. I was protecting/escorting some girl. Can't remember why, don't know if it mattered. We got to the end of the game. Somehow that changed to riding in a car with my father. He dropped me off at my old job, but then I remembered that I didn't work there. I walked to his car which was now parked and got ready to go. But now my car was parked next to his. His car was full so I had to drive on my own. For some reason this pissed me off and I started walking away.Suddenly a huge throng of people yelling and screaming in fear came running past, all around me. A little girl ran up to me and started screaming something, I think she was afraid. I yelled--I was for some reason now afraid, too--very angrily, "What the HELL do you want?" and a woman grabbed my shoulder and yelled, "They aren't real, shut up!" and ran away. Then more people started crowding around me and yelling, so I yelled back and fought. They had heads like baby dolls, rubbery and squishy, so when you punch them they collapse and then pop back to normal. I fell down and they kept cowding me. I screamed a lot. People kept saying "It's a trick, they aren't real." and "Shut up what is wrong with you?" and that kind of thing. Then I was beating one of the heads in and there was this little guy and he was laughing maniacally.Change again. Some sort of batting practice (like in baseball). Except the goal of this was to hit those bobble-head dolls with the balls. Camera moved next to where one was sitting. It was red and male, and it was holding a human. The doll had its mouth over the human's right shoulder and was drooling a lot. Then suddenly, it looked over and laughed, the same as the little guy, and it had his face.The I was in a movie theater. The whole baseball part had been a movie preview. Everyone laughed.Then I was back in the game, except that now I was the evil bobble-head-doll instead of myself. It was a stealth game. I hid, but a guard found me. They shot me. There was a LOT of blood and it was annoying because I couldn't move. I fell of a ledge and the shot me some more. Then I woke up.After I woke up, I had a very creepy eerie feeling. It lasted a while, until I was up and about. This is perhaps the most messed up dream I've ever had.

[Meantime]

Strangest dream was probably the one where a group of women were up against a wall with their backs to my POV, they were screaming and green worm-like parasites were coming out of their skin and dropping to the ground with wet "plop" sounds.

It was shortly after that dream that I resolved never to eat Thai food right before going to bed.

[metalsyth]

I haven't dreamed in a long time as for strange dreams the strangest one I had was like a very raunchy x-rated Nightmare on Elm St. type

[Florida240sx]

Three days before I got in my motorcycle accident I had a dream about it. I opened my eyes was sweating smelt the grass and saw 2 perimedics* coming towards me.Looked to my right and there wa smy dog jack in the bushes turn back to see my dad over me...I wake up breathing hard. Three days later going abotu 40mph and hit a fire ditch that was dug 8yrs earlier and grown up with grass. It sank back in was small 3ft radius about 1.5 feet deep. I was racing a guy in his truck i was off the road about 25ft away in the grass.I have been riding here for 3 months and never knew about the hole. I looked over at him smiled and turned back.Next thing I know I open my eyes and see 2 perimedics* coming towards me.

[Florida240sx]

My car related dream: Was racing an IROC camaro on this road by my house and there is a draw bridge on it. Was racing him and the bridge was going up as we neared it I was just about to hit the bridge when someone came running out in front of me so I swerved and when I did this I hit my nos button and hit the bridge going around 140 or so I guess.CAr launches off the bridge doing barrel rolls and I land in the river below. As I'm sinkign to the bottom my scuba gear just happens to be sitting there in my back seat along with a spear gun. So I strap up and bust my windshield and swim out. When I reach the surface I'm in Arkansas at my Grandma's pond. I swim to the edge and climb up on the bank and take off my gear. Her pond is catfish. I see some ripples in the water and I shoot the spear gun and hit the fishwhich yanks me off the bank and I start sking across the lakeand then the rope breaks and bust my a$$(knocking me out) Come to I'm sitting on 472(road I race on) And 4 of us are lined up.We take off and out of nowhere 2 helicopters start chasing us and state troppers are behind us. Up ahead there is a road block but there just so happens to be a flatbed tow truck there with the bed down. I punch it and hit the ramp and as I hit the ground again I wake up.....

[rousie13]

Damn...you guys have some weird arse dreams. Keep em coming....this is entertaining.

[Scorch]

i dreamed i was the star in "Ronin" once. was really cool. shoot lots of cops, tear around in that audi or whatever.

[The Mic]

I don't have dreams. Must've went out the window along with emotions and feeling.

[Slappy]

a had a dream that i was walking behind my local mall and all off asudden snoop dog popped up with his crew, they started shooting at me , then some how i was being chased by 100 dollar bill with arm's and leg's, then, i stole this guy's lambo to escape with, but it was right hand drive. then the po was chasing me, but i was drifting and then this big thi.......................

[240marcuSX]

not exactly a dream, nor the wierdest dream experience ive had, but last night i fell halfway alseep on the phone, and i randomly came out with something along the lines of "dont worry, i can fix your spring rates"

[twofortyesecks]

I had an awful dream 2 days ago. I was going from the 10 west to the 405 south a big swooping overpass to the left. I was passing this van on the right, checked my blind spot then clipped the rear of the van spun out going about 80 and hit the wall it sucked. The ladies van turned into a Semi and only had a dent in the bumper (semi bumper?) so I told her I'd give her $800 so I won't get another ticket (?) Then the CHP bike cop that had given me a ticket in real life pulled up and was telling me that I better pay her. I didn't have my check book and I couldn't leave so I had to write her a promise to pay on one of her checks. It was really crazy how real it seamed at the time. I'm one of those guys that normally realizes that I'm dreaming and do inappropriate things to girls I knew in high school. Anyways, I have been driving slower lately this really spooked me.

[fullthrtl_tech]

one time i had a dream i stole the dark purple do-luck skyline and i was rippin around on the highways of japan racing dudes in skylines, supras and nsx's. Then i came around a sweeping turn and i rearended one of those stupid isuzu trucks. I woke up and realized i had fell asleep playin tokyo extreme racer zero. That was funny as hell

[AmoebAssassin]

I dont exactly remember the lead-ins and lead-outs to this dream, but i had this dream that I had this one-level ranch of modest size out in front of a two lane road, rural setting, nothign special but not crappy. A friend of mine came over to show me his new 1/10th scale radio-controlled supra. We drove that around for a bit, and then the dream skipped and all of a sudden the supra was real life, and the owner asked me if i wanted to go for a drive. I got in and remember tearing through that road, heel-toe downshifting, rev matching, and all those things i can't do (yet) in real life. We come back and park the now-real-sized supra on my gravel driveway. I go inside my house real quick, to realize it's actually a slate/stone cavern or ice cavern, i cant remember exactly. All of a sudden this enormous beast appears or forcefully enters, it's this pretty wild cross between a rhino and a tyrannosaurus rex with spikes and spines all over it. The thing proceeeded to roar really f*cking loud, and i remember hiding in this crevice that could possibly have been my oven for some reason. The dream started to lead out and i awoke some time afterwards.

[Drift Machine]

A couple of weeks ago I had this weird *** dream where I got this new Samsung sliding cellphone for christmas. But the dream only consisted of me opening it up and and playing with the phone for a little bit, then I woke up.

[sanioll]

No dreams for me lately, so what the hell. i can't dream..

JUST A REMINDER:

from scientific point of view, dream is just a result of whatever your brain has experienced the day before yesterday. A person usually sees dreams if his/her brain has experienced some important/dramatical event.(couple days earelier)

p.s. god, i'm so drunk right now, 5 beers , couple shots of vodka and couple friends all playing xbox and trying to work on the engine at the same time. I'm just so drunk right now.

[Tsukai240]

well i don't know if this qualifies but during some dream i had i was able to bidge the gap between concious thought and the dream state. anyway during the dream i stoped whatever i was doing and said to my self "hey ...this is a dream isn't it? i guess i'll just wake up then." so then i woke up.

it never happend again. weird

[Rex]

There was this dream when I was a kid, where I was being chased through a neighborhood by a whale, it seemed to be able to just slide around on it's belly.

It kinda looked like this, but was blue and seemed to be drawn without being a cartoon???

[crzycav86]

well i don't know if this qualifies but during some dream i had i was able to bidge the gap between concious thought and the dream state. anyway during the dream i stoped whatever i was doing and said to my self "hey ...this is a dream isn't it? i guess i'll just wake up then." so then i woke up.

it never happend again. weird

I've had that happen to me very few times. And they've always led to the best dreams ever. In my dream, after I realize that I'm dreaming, I give myself crazy Neo powers. I start flying... and doing crazy ****.

The dream doesn't last too long after that, but it's good while it lasts.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I'm almost always aware when I am dreaming. I tought myself to do it when I was very young because I had these horrible nightmares that, even after I woke up, I couldn't open my eyes or stop dreaming...scary as hell when you're six. So I taught myself to know when I'm dreaming, and now I realize it most of the time. Fun as hell. It's like the Matrix, but it's all up to me...I can frickin' FLY!

[rousie13]

I usually have kick arse dreams, so I don't mind thinking they're real at the time.

[240DRFT]

once i had a dream i was at school and it was lunch time and i was sitting at a table by myself eating a slice of pizza and the dream lasted for a while

[Jesda]

Trying to remember it...

I drove to Indiana so Wes could help me fix my Q. On the way there I stopped at a bowling alley. I dont bowl.As I was leaving the bowl, a burly slow-looking man walked past and took my wallet. I proceeded to slam his face on the pavement.

I drove to the marina covered in blood.

Seldom are my dreams sexual or interesting. Theyre just mundane, unrelated nonsense events.

[nismo510]

well it's more of a nightmare.i liked hondas............all of them it was so wrong.i only remotly like the crx.oh cv joint for crx's are $540 where i live i found out the hard way

[babowc]

ive had dreams like 3-4 years ago.. and it happend in real life..like de-ja-vu(sp?) i guess.. and another time i had a dream and my parents died.. i woke up with teary eyes

[MinisterofDOOM]

You're talking about dreams that happen in real life...?

That's actually not as odd as it sounds. Used to happen to me all the time, but usually only small things, like conversations my surroundings, but some times big stuff. (For instance, I dreamed about the disaster that happened amongst all my friends right after we were all out of high school when i was still a Junior in HS. I could tell it was one of those..."ones"...that happen eventually--they feel different. It had me upset for a while.

[Gold Digger]

Ever had a re-ocurring nightmare?

I used to have these re-ocurring nightmares. They started when I was around 6-7 years old, and involved me being in a really big house...more like a mansion. The house was like a giant maze...you could only go one way to exit, and there were several other ways that would either get you killed or not, so I would turn around and try another way.

I would be in the highest room, the farthest away from any exit. All the windows were either borded up or barred with steel. I had to get out of the house in a certian time or I would die...

In the first several years, I was never able to get out of the house, always being chased by vampires or werewolves, or some other classic movie monster.

Well, the dreams happened about every 3-5 months during the first 5 years. Then less often, 1 or twice a year. They lasted till I was 16 or so, when I was finally able to get out of the house.

During the time frame of about 10 years, this dream scared the hell out of me every time I had it, and I would wake up in a cold sweat. It wasn't till I was able to get out of the house that the dreams ended, or so I thought. 2 years ago, when I was 26 years old, I had that dream again. Same scenario, but different house. So, it's started again...I have had the same dream 5 times in the last two years...and I still wake up in cold sweats, and from what my wife tells me, I scream a lot during these episodes.

Maybe something is wrong with me....who knows?