WARNING: JESDA IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL

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colies97~240sx
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I received this handy dandy package in the mail 15 minutes ago. A normal white box, with one exception. It is from JESDA GULATI.

From what I can tell the contents may be deadly, the ends have been sealed in duct tape. Whatever is inside is sloshing around, I am sure it must be some kind of chemical warfare. Coupled with the fact that Jesda is in fact brown, I am CONVINCED he is trying to kill off NICO members. Or hell it might just be me.

If you do not see me post again after this you will know that the sneaky brown man has succeeded.

See Death Package Below

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Mr1der
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uh oh!

get the bomb sqaud to open it.

anything from a brown man is suspicious
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Mr1der wrote:anything from a brown man is suspicious
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i want mine

dammit i got to give him an address
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u still alive?
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colies97~240sx
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K, here goes. I'm opening it...
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colies97~240sx
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eww... it feels sticky. JESDA!
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colies97~240sx
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YES IM NOT DEAD...

yet...

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hahahahahaha....
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he shipped two expired mountain dews to u? now let me tell u how not suspicious that is, drink it right now!
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This is one bizarre thread...
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JESDA!!! SEND ME SOME MT. DEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!
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She hasn't posted... I GOT HER GOOD!!!!!
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noone is safe from jesda. I feel betrayed.

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I don't know who I love more - Nicole or Teh Browwwwwn Man.

Funny stuff. Way funny.
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srdrps13
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jesda... id like some sunkist shipped to delaware....
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AZhitman wrote:I don't know who I love more - Nicole or Teh Browwwwwn Man.

Funny stuff. Way funny.
just as long as the ferret stays in the cage...
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you'll get what you got comin to you. thats a fact jack.
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AZhitman wrote:I don't know who I love more - Nicole or Teh Browwwwwn Man.

Funny stuff. Way funny.
You love 'em both, just as we all do.
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Expired Dew for voting for his brother? Hate to think what he woulda mailed had she not voted for him..
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AZhitman, in an old creepy guy voice wrote:I love all my children.


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AZhitman, in an old creepy guy voice wrote:I love all my children.
M3Racer wrote:
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Hey, at least he got the year right.
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Hey I specifically rember voting for the short brown man in the soda contest..........
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DriftingJesus wrote:Hey I specifically rember voting for the short brown man in the soda contest..........
You really want expired Mt Dew? That crap will clog sinks after the expiration date.

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DriftingJesus wrote:Hey I specifically rember voting for the short brown man in the soda contest..........
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I specifically remember asking for addresses and only getting three from NICO. I mean, I could send you soda via e-mail as a JPEG if you want.
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Mr1der
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don't make me spam my address.
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nismofly
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you asked for addresses for 7-11 gift certificates, thats the last i heard

ah well, ill get my own
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