Wanted: Funny Honda or any other car poem to take to class.

Post by **Altiman94** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:57 pm

I need a poem to take to class to read. I remember reading a few poems that were hilarious making fun of Honda's, but I can't seem to find one. Help would be appreciated.

Post by **gabossie** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:04 pm

write one.

Post by **Zydeco** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:28 pm

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for Ford trucks our tools would rust..

Post by **SDRonEbay** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:40 pm

gabossie wrote:write one.

Website · Post by **quiksilvia** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:48 pm

hondas are gay, thats all i have to say, all of their parts are bought off of ebay, and against their hopes they will never have their day. they are loud and slow, brightly colored and always low. did i mention that they are always h0m0? so the next time u want to fix up a car, get a car thats fast, instead of one that barely uses any gas. amen

Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:52 pm

- wrote:sTm[-HeavyHips]Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for Ford trucks our tools would rust..

True. We do tow in a lot of cars

Post by **Altiman94** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:22 pm

I dont wanna write one, I know thre are several of them out there, im just not having any good luck finding them.

Post by **NSR_s30** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:29 pm

We work on a lot of Fords at work. It's disgusting.

gabossie wrote:write one.

Post by **gniknave** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:52 pm

http://www.nicoclub.com/zerothread?id=90116

Post by **Altiman94** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:14 pm

thanks, evan, but i really need a poem. I know it's prretty much poetry, but i dont wanan go through and write down the lyrics

Post by **The Mic** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:22 pm

what class is this? highschool?

Post by **Altiman94** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:28 pm

compI-college course. Prof wants us to bring in a piece of poetry we have either written or like fo rhte last day before finals

Post by **nismofly** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:45 pm

how long do you have finals for? wow i guess im like the first one done, nobody else has finished yet...

Post by **Altiman94** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:49 pm

1 on monday, 3 on thursday, 1 on wed. Then Im done til Jan.10

Post by **nismofly** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:04 pm

oh man, you have a short christmas like me though, im done as of tonight, but i start again january 11

Post by **Altiman94** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:14 pm

yeah, its relatively short, even shorter considering my work schedule.

Post by **Nexus9** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:29 am

Not exactly a poem

more of a saying

"If Nismo means Nissan Motorsports......does h0m0 mean Honda Motorsports?"

Post by **The Mic** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:05 am

ah I have 1 final on monday, 1 final on tuesday, and one more on wednesday.

then im off to london in february

Post by **Altiman94** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:22 am

thanks all, i didnt find a honda poem so I just read something I had written for a class in the past.

Post by **PalmerWMD** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:33 am

Our father, who art in Nissan hallowed be thy name. thy SR has come, thy boost will be done, in Silvia as it is in Skyline. Give us this day our daily kill, and forgive us our bad launches, as we forgive Hondas who launch against us. And lead us not into traffic court, but deliver us from the 5-0 For thine is turbo, and the piston, and the LSD. for ever.

Amen.

Post by **Altiman94** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:40 am

I love that poem!

Post by **Thrwnsprkz** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:46 am

YEES!!! that is awsome

Post by **Altiman94** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:09 pm

It's quite the classic

Post by **yelnatsch517** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:10 pm

PalmerWMD wrote:Our father, who art in Nissan hallowed be thy name. thy SR has come, thy boost will be done, in Silvia as it is in Skyline. Give us this day our daily kill, and forgive us our bad launches, as we forgive Hondas who launch against us. And lead us not into traffic court, but deliver us from the 5-0 For thine is turbo, and the piston, and the LSD. for ever.

Amen.

LOL nice!!

nismofly wrote:how long do you have finals for? wow i guess im like the first one done, nobody else has finished yet...

Just got back from my last final. Whooo winter break!!!

Wanted: Funny Honda or any other car poem to take to class.

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