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This is the crap I see on late night television. The funniest part is the first 40 seconds or so. Please note the "actual disappointment" and "actual hopelessness" pictures...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8-rp5ODfcw[/youtube]


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:rotflmao

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The problem with all these male enhancement products is they assume I give a crap. It's big enough to get me off and if she's too loose I just slip a thumb in and pull down. besides, I can pick a woman up using only my tongue.

If a lady is really unsatisfied, tell your man as carefully as you can, our egos bruise easy, but if you give us a way to satisfy you that we can do, we will. Keeping quiet and suffering in silence is stupid. Do you think a frustrated man is going to keep it to himself? Hell no. Guys like to kick a** and if you tell us how you want it hit, we'll beat it up. :boink:

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Is that the Chrysler building?

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Jesda wrote:Is that the Chrysler building?
If you want to see actual disappointment, just watch Nala attempt to hit on a girl... :chuckle:

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What was the number again?

Dr. Victoria has quite the low cut shirt.

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93coupe wrote:What was the number again?

Dr. Victoria has quite the low cut shirt.
There should be nude pics of her around, She was a Playboy Playmate.

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I think her breasteses were touching her knees.

I don't get all these male enhancement drugs. I suppose they are really making money off this crap, and its nothing but a water pill half the time. People are so obsessed with sex and they way they percive themselves. If you are so narrow minded that your weiner is super small, or it is super small, then you prolly have no self esteem anyways and you aren't going to have sex, much less the sex you haven't already had, so this drug is going to do nothing for you.

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93coupe wrote:What was the number again?

Dr. Victoria has quite the low cut shirt.

Should have seen the girls who did the "candid confessions". One was Dallas from Bret Michael's Rock of Love.

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Why do I get the feeling that her cue cards are all spelled out phonetically?

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i don't think dr.victoria is goin to be disappointed with me. esp with that low cut shirt on her id be hard as titanium. LULZ

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Are we 3 years old? "Your 'you know what'"?

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Reverend D21 wrote:Are we 3 years old? "Your 'you know what'"?
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Bubba1 wrote:
Jesda wrote:Is that the Chrysler building?
If you want to see actual disappointment, just watch Nala attempt to hit on a girl... :chuckle:
Zing!!!

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krash wrote:
Reverend D21 wrote:Are we 3 years old? "Your 'you know what'"?
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Even I would have whipped out my credit card if she had said "Wanna make your wee-wee bigger?"

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LUL 1:30 - 1:40

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He wouldn't be having those "problems" if she wasn't such a frigid b****. :)

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:rotfl :rotfl

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ugh her boobs were extra fake with extra botox in her lips.

I still dont know what she was talking about enhancing. Longer hair, bigger arms, what!?

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Well, of course it is safe and effective, it was made in the USA :rolleyes:

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Is it compatible with 'you know what's' produced outside the USA?

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Bubba1 wrote:
93coupe wrote:What was the number again?

Dr. Victoria has quite the low cut shirt.
There should be nude pics of her around, She was a Playboy Playmate.
Ugh.

Longbewbs are long.

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AZhitman wrote:Ugh.

Longbewbs are long.
She might look like she has knee bouncers now but in 1994 when she was a Playboy centerfold, she was quite hot.

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Save your money dinky dork guys. Sam Kinison has the answer. It was right under your nose the whole time.

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^lol That still makes me laugh.
a b c d e f g...

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The asian guy looks real disappointed in himself...

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maxhopper wrote:^lol That still makes me laugh.
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<<<Oriental lickmaster from the far east. :naughty:

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For some reason, until the product bottle showed up, I kept hearing her say "Excrement" ... WTF? :rotflmao

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Not my product of choice, more of a shineola man.


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