want to read something funny....it's about ricers!!

[Chingon]

ok..this came from the teamfc forums so read on:

stupid ricers I saw this on rx7club.com, and thought I would post her up here. I know it's long, but it's worth it in the end.

BoostedToy: did daniel ever tell you about the ******* that keyed his mustang? FoWLhEaD9999: no BoostedToy: have you ever noticed down the side of his mustang BoostedToy: there is a huge key mark BoostedToy: some complete f*****g retard BoostedToy: anyhow...this guy is the dumbest ****** BoostedToy: tell me if you've ever heard of something THIS stupid FoWLhEaD9999: i've seen the mark FoWLhEaD9999: that sucks bad BoostedToy: he bought a used NOS kit from ebay, and wanted to run like a 50 shot on his corsica that had an engine swap, lol BoostedToy: well, him and his friend hooked it up and were driving around spraying and sh*t BoostedToy: and they were pissed because they couldn't feel any difference FoWLhEaD9999: lol BoostedToy: so they re-jetted it for a 75 shot FoWLhEaD9999: forgot to fill the bottle? BoostedToy: nope..listen BoostedToy: it gets worse FoWLhEaD9999: o god BoostedToy: it was filled, but it's worse BoostedToy: lol BoostedToy: they took the nozzle out to make sure it was spraying , it was BoostedToy: so they tried it again with a 75 shot and couldn't tell a difference BoostedToy: they were like calling people out to race BoostedToy: lol FoWLhEaD9999: o sh*t BoostedToy: they went back home and re-jetted for a 100 shot BoostedToy: it's still not working..lol BoostedToy: they put the biggest shot(150 shot) that came with the kit, and got the bottle filled again and started spraying it FoWLhEaD9999: did they up the fuel pressure? FoWLhEaD9999: or not turn the bottle on? BoostedToy: dude...it gets better FoWLhEaD9999: o man BoostedToy: lol FoWLhEaD9999: ok FoWLhEaD9999: lol BoostedToy: he was all happy and proud of that car, they managed to put a OHC engine from a sunfire in it BoostedToy: haha BoostedToy: anyhow BoostedToy: just adding to the retardedness BoostedToy: lol BoostedToy: well...they went around spraying the sh*t out of that car with like a 150 shot FoWLhEaD9999: omg BoostedToy: lol...they still can't feel anything so they are calling up the local hot rod shop(bunch of idiots themslves) BoostedToy: lol...they can't feel the *hit* of the nitrous BoostedToy: well...they end up going on the interstate and get on the onramp at the downtown exit in fairmont BoostedToy: they go up that kinda long hill once you get on I79 southbound FoWLhEaD9999: ya BoostedToy: they spray the car for like 1 minute straight BoostedToy: with a 150 shot BoostedToy: and they hear a "rattle rattle rattle grindddddd" type sound and the car shuts off FoWLhEaD9999: hahahahah BoostedToy: they had the corsica towed back to his house, where they called over a few other people to check it out.... BoostedToy: one guy(who wasn't a friend) quickly pointed out "WHAT THE ****" BoostedToy: dude...listen to this... BoostedToy: they(corsica owner and friend) drilled a hole through the cam cover ...they were f*****g spraying alright..lol....spraying the intake cam with a f*****g 150 shot of N20 and it froze the cam and it snapped BoostedToy: ROFL FoWLhEaD9999: lmao BoostedToy: i'm seriously almost crying laughing right now BoostedToy: everytime i retell that i lose it BoostedToy: lol BoostedToy: have you ever heard of anything that dumb FoWLhEaD9999: how dumb can ya be FoWLhEaD9999: that is a CR story

[Get240DiZzY]

Repost.

Stupid ricers.

[BoostFab]

old but still funny;

Get240DiZzY: i like your signature; awesome...

[AZhitman]

Classic.

Funny stuff.