So it's Saturday night. I'm over at a friend's apartment for a LAN gaming night. After messing around with some online games and discussing the latest in politics and how we're all going to hell, we get down to business and get our geeky butts on our PCs.
At some point in the night we all heard a loud BOOM! We all figured it was either lightening, or well, some random loud bang, but didn't care enough (tight game of Supreme Commander, after all!) to go out to the balcony and investigate.
I come out 2 hours later and find this gift:







The rear bumper was literally just placed right behind my car. Ripped clean off. The muffler came off one hanger on the right side as well, hanging crooked.
After seeing me raging at the scene of my car, a family who had witnessed the accident told me some big pickup truck swerved past 2 women crossing the close by intersection, and then 30-40 feet down the lane rammed straight into my car. My coupe was parked on the right hand side parking spots, a little slanted from perpendicular to the road, could have been anyone's car that took the hit. They said the man was shirtless, tanned (probably had been at the complex's pool party), looked drunk (stumbling) when he got out of the truck. This made me rage hardcore inside. The kind where you look calm on the outside and even smirk at the bad luck. But inside it was like someone lit a fire.
KIDS, IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO KILL YOUR FKING BRAIN CELLS BY CONSUMING LARGE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL, DON'T FKING DRIVE YOUR GOD DAMN CAR OR I WILL SMASH YOUR FKING RED FACE IN WITH MY TIRE IRON.
Just last year some moron accelerated his Infinit QX4 from a stop about 15 ft away at a red light (we were both stopped at first) into my car's rear bumper thinking the light turned green (WTF??), ruining the bumper along with the trunk lid, tail light and quarter panels. Now barely a year later this happens... mother fking s***.
Back to Saturday night; this grade A a**-hole/feking idiot had the nerve and enough wits to wreck my car, then quickly disappear into the apartment complex where I was parked. Thanks to the eyewitnesses that happened to be driving by, a cop was on the scene an hour or so before I got to my car, looking for this prick. The cop handed me a chit with the case # and said since this is a HIT & RUN but not a criminal act, it will take some time, but due to the good leads I should hear something from the police soon. Hmm...
For now, I'm driving a rental TOYOTA Yaris after dropping the Altima off at the service center. Damn tiny little thing with idiotic centered gauge cluster. Bah.



