Waitress??? Tips???

[Stoneage_Turbo]

Ok a interesting question came up the other day at the local mexican resturant after a day of wheelin with the jeeps in da 4runner.

I go there once a week mainly cuz of this drop dead gorgues waitress that works there . So this time theres 10 of us there, we get to talkin bout her and ways to try to talk to her in such a way as to get a number, date or whatever and not look dumb or tell her something shes heard 70 times that day.

This turned out to be harder than we thought ..so what would you all do ?

heres what we came up with

Repeat trips : Remeber the riceboy in fast and furious? remeber how he went to that joint to get tuna everyday? ...you know, show up so damn much that she gets to know ya .....

Stupid cheap line: Hey ,are those stretch pants? cuz i could see myself in them with you ...

Slick Number slide: scrbbile your number down with the tip

i wanna see what you "pimps" come up with , the married dudes in the jeep club were useless , i think im sticking with the riceboy approch , espiclly since the G will be sporting a 4 inch tip by weeks end , damn supertrapp elite series , dont make anything smaller than 4

[ninjak84]

Catch her at the counter when business is a little slow. Hopefully she'll recognize you from always being in there, then ask her if she'd like to go to dinner sometime, and make a joke like " Maybe we can go for something unusual, like soup and sandwiches (or whatever she serves there)".Humour + Charm = Never fails

[Stoneage_Turbo]

"Catch her at the counter when business is a little slow. Hopefully she'll recognize you from always being in there, then ask her if she'd like to go to dinner sometime, and make a joke like " Maybe we can go for something unusual, like soup and sandwiches (or whatever she serves there)".Humour + Charm = Never fails"

I dunno dude , its always kinda slow there , that might happen alot , but the asking her to dinner at a mexican joint would be funny ...kinda ....i bet i could do something with that...

[Stoneage_Turbo]

Oh and it would be good to get the females opions on this too ..AHEM

[DAEDALUS]

The waitresses I know CANNOT stand the stupid cheap lines, so don't even try them, except maybe as a joke after you have your foot (well) in the door. It is because the attractive ones get hit on every day that usually you only have a chance if they're attracted to you too from the start. I've never seen a out-of-the-blue come-on work if the waitress isn't attracted to the guy. I HAVE seen waitresses hook up with regulars, though, so go for the persistent, get-to-know-her approach. Draw the fine line between being a sucker and tipping well. 20% every time will get you noticed. 240Gurl, what do you think?

[Stoneage_Turbo]

"The waitresses I know CANNOT stand the stupid cheap lines, so don't even try them, except maybe as a joke after you have your foot (well) in the door. It is because the attractive ones get hit on every day that usually you only have a chance if they're attracted to you too from the start. I've never seen a out-of-the-blue come-on work if the waitress isn't attracted to the guy. I HAVE seen waitresses hook up with regulars, though, so go for the persistent, get-to-know-her approach. Draw the fine line between being a sucker and tipping well. 20% every time will get you noticed. 240Gurl, what do you think?"

Dude , this is exactly what i was thinking , makes it a interesting question eh ? how to approprately talk to someone in that position ..not to mention talk to a girl based only on phisical attraction , not exactly a good idea .......

[drifter]

Be a regular is probably the best advice.

A lot of times I am the only male server and I watch the regulars talk to the girls. As long as you're honest and develop an innocent friendship and really get to know the girl, you shouldn't have any problems getting them to go out with you.

That is, unless you're a dirty-old-man type of regular....: )

[DAEDALUS]

Drifter, where do you work?

[drifter]

A little place called Ruby's Diner...

Has anyone ever heard of it? It's a 40's-style diner with a huge menu....

[Stoneage_Turbo]

looks like alot more chimichangas for me , good thing there awesome

[DAEDALUS]

After she begins to recognize you as a regular, make her believe you truly prefer her service to anyone else's. Then it won't seem weird to her for you to always request to be sat in her section. Don't go in there with anyone who knows your plan; I can almost guarantee that they will eventually blow it for you. If you go in regularly with some female friends or with a group, she will be far more at ease and let her guard down. Get her to recognize your friends, and then go in alone for a quick bite. Get her to open up by asking you questions about where your friends are, or anything else. If she asks you questions, that is an invitation to try to strike up a conversation. Any other time and you're just another unwanted advance.

[ninjak84]

Drifter, how did you get that Nissan GIF in your sig?Can I get the URL of it to use on my webpage?

[AZhitman]

Stoney - Ninjak and DAE are right on.

I would add that it wouldn't hurt to get a couple female friends in on the efforts. If you show up with a couple girls on occasion (they have to be attractive) and show more interest in her than in the girls you're with (but you still gotta be a gentleman to the ones you're with), that chick's a lock. She's gonna know you got something goin' on.

Worst dry spells I ever had were when I wasn't seeing anyone. Soon as I hooked up with one, it was like the others had friggin radar... It's feast or famine out there, brotha.

I always had good luck with something EXTRA cheezy to break the ice and get a laugh...

[DAEDALUS]

A little place called Ruby's Diner...

Has anyone ever heard of it? It's a 40's-style diner with a huge menu....

Hey, I've been there a few times. Is that on Wilshire? It's been a few years, and I had just moved to So Cal so I wasn't real familiar with the area then. Is there only 1? That place can get packed--should be some good scratch.

[deesolballs]

This will work - Ninja's right onwith this one!

Bullsh!t!!! Stoneballs, take it from one who knows. Smack her on the chops to see if she passes the jiggle test. If the chops jiggle continuously you don't want her (I tried this in 1978 with s14's mom and the chops are still in motion today) if you get 1 or 2 jiggles she is a winner.

Then you say to her:"Say momma...you made eye contact with me which means you want to mate. How about breakfast? I'll bring this ol' sausage if you bring the eggs!"

You'll be knee deep in no time flat. :boink

[drifter]

Drifter, how did you get that Nissan GIF in your sig?Can I get the URL of it to use on my webpage?

There are actually two different pic files, and I got them both off of http://www.nissandriven.com ........you should see it on the top of the screen; just right click and copy/paste the url into your sig or avatar or whatever. Remember, there are two pic files (one for left side of pic and one for the right.....).

[drifter]

Bullsh!t!!! Stoneballs, take it from one who knows. Smack her on the chops to see if she passes the jiggle test. If the chops jiggle continuously you don't want her (I tried this in 1978 with s14's mom and the chops are still in motion today) if you get 1 or 2 jiggles she is a winner.

Then you say to her:"Say momma...you made eye contact with me which means you want to mate. How about breakfast? I'll bring this ol' sausage if you bring the eggs!"

You'll be knee deep in no time flat. :boink

Hahahhahah, yeah, I can see Dees doing that to just about any waitress in restaurants across the US....LOL....!

[s14=pimpin']

i wanna see what you "pimps" come up

ah yes, another job for good ol' paulie!!! small complements on hair/attire and stuff get you in her good books. But don't be like, "You're smokin'!" Gotta show respect. Make her laugh alot, she will enjoy your company (especially at the work place). These girls get hit on all the time, don't be another joe blow off the streets. Don't really give them your undying attention. Bringing in friends can back fire on you too, make sure she doesn't get any kinda notion that you are bringin hot girls with you, just to show her up or make it appear that you aren't desperate. Hott chicks are very keen to that, so be weary.

I've been checkin' a very attractive girl from a club, a friend of my buddies gf. They work the bar together at a large club in toronto. Anyway, this girl is so hott, and really sweet. Just play it cool, like she is every other girl you know, it goes a long way. I got the 7, called her 2 or3 days later, and she started saying how nice I am, I'm so good looking, girls must tell me I'm so sweet all the time, blah blah blah. When her friends try and hook her up, the dowgs always wanna take her home and yadda yadda yadda. I played it off as the humble guy, "Who me?" line, y'know. Anyway, I respected her, bought her a couple drinks, played some pool, danced, y'know, worked it, smoked some herb, and called it a night. Man, this girl was flaterring me left right and center over the phone. Hott chicks rarely get treated with respect, most guys at work (especially the drunk ones) throw out compliments like they are out of style. Play it cool, showing up at her work is a good one, but slowly work it. Back to back days, then don't show up for a week, then 3 days straight, disappear, and slowly become a regular. And make sure your friends don't know your plan, either directly or indirectly, they always mess **** up some how! But I haven't spoken to her in a couple days now, oh, she has a bf! They are on the rocks, but my advice may not be the best, since my luck hasn't been all that great with this girl. Oh well, the sea is plentiful stoney, don't concentrate on her so much, that you may lose an opportunity with another girl. Thats usually how it works. And if all else fails, do what dees says. At least you'll get the satisfaction of cheap rubs, thats about all dees has ever amounted to in his long, sexually deprived, 26 years of being a virgin.

best of luck stoney, keep us posted!

[deesolballs]

Take that long wandering POS post s14=jerking wrote and do the opposite and you'll be in the house!! "Paulie" (what a queer nickname) the only way a woman would say you looked cute is if you had on a little cap, a tin cup in your hand and were dancing to Jack-in-the-box music you little chimp. How many coins do you collect on a given day?

Hey StoneBalls, I thought you were done with this scene for a spell. Time to get back in the game?

[s14=pimpin']

keep it in the ring where you belong, low life!

take dees' advice on EVERYTHING, especially cars (since he is here, he must know it all) and girls, just look at the great advice he mentioned above.

y'know dees, its pretty pathetic to see you instantly reply to a thread you know I'm going to reply to. What a loser, get a life man! You're cut off buddy, peace!

oh, the ladies call me paulie, so I'll let them know some geek from an internet board called it queer, I'm sure they'll stop calling me that now!

I'm better looking than you dees, my car is way mo' fly, and I get alot more chicks than you can ever dream of!

whateva "playa", you just been :owned yet again by the great pimp!

[deesolballs]

sniff…sniff. Woe is me! The damned chimp looks better than me, his car is “mo’ fly” than mine (moist turd 240) and he has more PICS of chicks than me. Waahwahha!! What to do?! You loser. Can’t take your medicine anymore huh “Paulie wanna Packer”? Don’t get upset visual nausea, just move on.

S14=slobbing is :owned by me and I have decided to sell. Hurry Hurry…get your queer chimp here!!

[AZhitman]

Only if you throw in the little red fez and the cymbals. I think I've already got a music box around here somewhere...

If he makes a few bucks I'll take him down to Nogales - Maybe one of those Mexican surgeons can do something about that Walter-Matthau-up-against-plate-glass schnozz....

[s14=pimpin']

dees, you are a gentleman, and a scholar. I hope one day, when I have a son, he will grow up to have the fine mannerisms and ettiquette that you have. My personal life is my business, but I think its pretty obvious who the better man is here.

and yeah, my car is one dope ride! Pics of your **** box buddy? yeah, save face and keep them to yourself low life.

cya geek!

:owned

[deesolballs]

Only if you throw in the little red fez and the cymbals. I think I've already got a music box around here somewhere...

If he makes a few bucks I'll take him down to Nogales - Maybe one of those Mexican surgeons can do something about that Walter-Matthau-up-against-plate-glass schnozz....

LMAO...

Be careful Hitman. S14 is upset about the beatings he has been taking. But if you do decide to cut that nose off for him ship it to me please. I'll put it in the back yard and use it as a tool shed.

Stoney, back to the topic. pardon me.

[deesolballs]

dees, you are a gentleman, and a scholar. I hope one day, when I have a son, he will grow up to have the fine mannerisms and ettiquette that you have. My personal life is my business, but I think its pretty obvious who the better man is here.

and yeah, my car is one dope ride! Pics of your **** box buddy? yeah, save face and keep them to yourself low life.

cya geek!

:owned

Please don't call me a geek, that really hurts:rolleyes . If you want to have a son you'll have to close your little foto album filled with George Michael pics and get a woman. Hopefully you'll never have one cause you can't teach him how to be a man. If your personal life is your business why do you post lame arse pics of dried up whores and talk about your drug infested rave parties and brag about how much herb you smoke and lie about how much "bank" you have. Hmmmm!? I can see you are a very "private" queer "Paulie".

Stoney old buddy pardon me once again...

[s14=pimpin']

lol, you are a genious balls, good work! **applause**

and for the record, I never posted any pics of me and chicks, you did, and I sent them to you, cause you asked, punk!

hitman, whatever this low life says, take it which ever way you like, but I'm still interested in those calipers from you.

man, you'd get f'ed up real hard dees, funny how brave people are behind a keyboard and monitor, keep throwing in those cheap shots dees, you obviously can't do them in real life, and getting the crap kicked out of you in your childhood probably explains all this outrage!

i ain't mad atchya, just keep this nonsense in the ring, loser!

[FrEaK]

LOL dees just flocks to these topics as they are usually filled with people embarrassing themselves with bad advice.... once you get to know her... before she goes to take the check write your number down on the check and then hand it to her... and ask her to call u... but be nice about it and less "Fonz" like...

[s14=pimpin']

never give your number to a chick like that, only if they ask. They usually just crumble it up and chuck it.

[FrEaK]

LOL maybe for u... iu think out of the many times i've done it only a few didn't call back...

[s14=pimpin']

its a sign of desperation IMO, I don't give out my 7, but I've been around my share of girls and see how they treat passed numbers. The corniest is handing them a business card! LOL

pipe down young grasshopper, we aren't talking about high school chicks here, we're talking about grown adults!