Im ashamed 1der you call yourself a gamer and the best you can do on game p0rn is that hunk-o-crap?
How bout
http://www.theguygame.com
Its a trivia game, that when you get the right answer the chicks lose more and more close. The good stuff is when you suck, hot chicks will come outon the screen and yell, "what, you dont want to see my t*ts?". Its the best thing for us pervs hiding as gamers.
EDIT: Shiiieeehhh, I even found an ingame pic you guys might like...